by whyamihere 16 Replies latest watchtower beliefs
It is my Grand Parents 53rd Anniversary today! Very Devoted JW's for about 60 years!
My Uncle will be turning 53 this August!
March 18th-August???? Now I had 2 kids and it took 9 Months to have them not 5!
Weird? Naughty Nana and Papa!
Anyone else figure something out like that in their family? LOL!
Brooke
Ooh...busted.
I found out that I seriously can not be related to my mom. I am far too normal for that.
Maybe they will get DF'd if you tell on them.
Sshhhhhhhhhhhh!
No one talks about it. It is as if it never happened! I don't think anyone has really done the math. I think if the JW's would have done the whole Birthday thing it would have been publicy known. Oh that is so funny!
Oh and my Grand mother was 14 or 15 when she got pregnant! She lies about her age making her 18 when she was married!
Brooke
Nice! I am going to call the Kingdom Hall right now. Think they'll believe ME (ha ha)
No! lol I have the family tree to prove it.
Or it was a long time ago and there is nothing they can do now!
Brooke
Ut-oh!
My parents...they told me they were married in March, 1976...then, I figured out that since I was born in June, 1976, my mom was pregnant when they got married. She wouldn't give me a straight answer about it.
When I was a teenager, I found their marriage certificate...they were actually married in March, 1977, when I was 9 months old. To me, it wasn't a big deal, but I didn't see the point of lying about it. Years later, she told me the truth about it.
Found out recently that the sperm donor who fathered me wanted me aborted.
Then noticed their marriage certificate shows they were married in late April... I was born in July hmmm.....
They were "good" Catholics.
u/d (of the at least I made it out alive class)
I seriously think if I called the elders about that they would hang up as soon as they heard my voice anyway. Maybe that's where your naughty side comes from, is those two.
