Name Some Rules/Things That Are Peculiar To Jehovah's Witnesses

by minimus 20 years ago 27 Replies latest 20 years ago jw friends

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  talesin 20 years ago

  You can't join the YMCA.

  Can't say lucky.

  I am so L U C K Y that I am no longer one of the b'Ogres.

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  minimus 20 years ago

  Leolaia, you're right but if a Witness said A.D., they would be corrected.

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  Mac 20 years ago

  Checking out the shapely legs on a particularly hot sista at the hall but, never being able to express appreciation for such gifts from God amongst da brudders cuz ya gotsta play the Eunuch game while knowing damn well that everybody else was in woody suppression mode that day too ..LOL

  mac,

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  minimus 20 years ago

  Certainly, SEX is taboo.

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  fairchild 20 years ago

  For example, ONLY JWs will disfellowship someone for smoking.

  Let's be a bit more specific on this one. JWs will disfellowship someone for smoking since they made up the non smoking rule. JWs who were part of the org. before that rule came into effect could smoke their brains out without being disfellowshiped.

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  minimus 20 years ago

  JWs make up all their rules whenever they want. Jehovah permits this.

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  benito 20 years ago

  You can't say Old Testament or New Testament. You have to refer to them as Hebrew Scriptures and Greek Scriptures.

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  EvilForce 20 years ago

  Jehoba doesn't permit this.... it's called "Noo Light"

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  minimus 20 years ago

  Evil Force---that was a good one!

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  EvilForce 20 years ago

  They are the only religious group that I know of that will discuss and hypothosize about how they might be tortured by the govenment. In FS a car group might discuss how their thumbnails will be ripped out...or their teeth drilled out.... sick, sick, sick.

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