Name Some Rules/Things That Are Peculiar To Jehovah's Witnesses (page 3)

minimus

JWS love the idea of being persecuted because it says to them that they are God's chosen people.

Sith

You can be a fat hog but you can't smoke, because your body is Jahoober's temple

stevenyc

The only group I know who have written their own version of the bible, alted to fit their own ideas, and then proclaim its Gods word.

steve

orangefatcat

Sith how true, you never see a JW disfellowshipped for gluttony. Just something interesting I would like to add, you don't have to be fat to be a glutton either.

I wonder how many of the GB smoked before they said No more Smoking. Or I guess if you were a good christian you wouldn't smoke. Whatever.

OFC

How about driving through the upper-class neighbourhoods, while in the "field ministry", picking and choosing which home they are going to inhabit after armageddon destroys the present owners.....that one stunned me beyond belief!!!

Dee

loosie

You can't be in the car alone with a member of the opposite sex. because they all know you're gonna do the wild thing at the next stop light.

Mary

Dear god, where do I start?

You can get DF'd for celebrating birthdays or Christmas
You are DISCOURAGED from doing charity work
You can invest a hundred grand in the stock market, lose it and no one cares, but if you spend $1.00 on a lottery ticket and win, then you're a greedy bitch and be disfellowshipped.
You are discouraged from making anything of yourself in this world
Four door cars are a sign of righteousness
You have to have two eye witnesses that can verify that someone molested a child before they'll do anything.

littlerockguy

Not to mention a lot of dubs I knew were the most materialistic people I have seen on the planet but you were criticized for trying to better your lot in life.

Name Some Rules/Things That Are Peculiar To Jehovah's Witnesses