Well....I'll tell ya how to fix your problem. You simply gotta say stuff while their sleeping over there.......but ya gotta say stuff that pisses em' off a little so they'll talk to ya. Say stuff like......"isn't it sad that Ozzie is addicted to the cheapest wine you can buy for a dollar a half gallon". If ya say stuff like that......they'll respond......even if it's 3 in the morning over there, they seem to know if people are talkin smack on them.
Gumby