HELP!!! Its that time of year again..........Flying Phobias

by ScoobySnax 20 Replies latest social entertainment

  • FMZ
    FMZ

    Evil... lol. Never done that, but did get a HJ during my flight from England to the great USA.

    Ooops, sorry for the thread hijack Scooby.

    FMZ

    P.s. Is it bad form to say the word "hijack" in a thread like this? hehehhe

  • ScoobySnax
    ScoobySnax

    EF......Do you get a hot towel from the trolley dollies? and do you......oh nevermind.....!!!

    lol

  • EvilForce
    EvilForce

    I have had sex once in the bathroom w/ my ex however. We were on a flight from JFK to Tokyo.

    Handjob eh? Good form!!! Oh what stories flight attendants could tell.

  • ScoobySnax
    ScoobySnax

    Heres me when I get off the plane in Greece the other side, and after several Ouzo's

  • Leolaia
    Leolaia

    Scoob....If you take your annual trip once a year, you could expect to be in a fatal accident once every 900,000 years (on the basis of the 2000 data). If that is so worrisome, why not be more worried about much more dangerous driving/traffic which you may well face on a daily basis? I think it is less worrisome for many people because it is something you have a degree of control over, whereas there is no control over flying as a passenger.

  • EvilForce
    EvilForce

    I am very serious about the Xanax / Valium though. Tell your doctor about it, he'll give you a prescription for it.

  • ScoobySnax
    ScoobySnax

    I can get my hands on a couple of valium.......its one of the perks of being a nurse! I'll just have to dose myself up at Gatwick!!

  • Englishman
    Englishman

    Look. Flying IS very safe indeed.

    alt

  • ScoobySnax
    ScoobySnax

    OH FOR F****'S SAKE!!!!! That pic is just awful. I spit on you EM, and curse your aol connection.

    lol

    Scoob

  • Elsewhere
    Elsewhere
    Please remind me again of why I'm so safe up there hurtling forwards at 500mph in a metal tube, full of combustible fuel and weighing 300ton etc etc and that all is well...........

    Earth is a pile of rocks that weighs 5.9 sextillion metric tons and is moving through the vacuum of space around the sun at 65,000 MpH while being exposed to deadly amounts of high energy radiation and has a gravitational field that draws in boulders the size of houses that strike the earth in random locations at 50,000 MpH... and you are afraid of a little airplane?

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