by Satanus 19 Replies latest jw experiences
Two jw ladies w their best smiles on knocked on my door today. I just closed the door on them, after one had said her good morning line. I suppose you could say that i left them w smiles on their faces. I could have ruined their morning for them. But, i just did not want to hear repeated all those same lines that i used to repeat.
S
I used to say "I was a baptized publisher, however, I am no longer interested" and enjoy the looks on their faces as they go from plastic smiles to attemps to subdue their looks of shock. My bad.
I'm not sure what I'll do the next time they call. Maybe ask about 1974. Maybe ask if it's ok to shop at Salvation Army. Maybe ask about the NGO status. Maybe ask about 1914 and "This Generation".
Since I've been on this board, I've become a scary Apostate! oooOOOoooo!
they never come to my door....
i wanna see the look on their faces when matt answers the door butt naked. '' baby! u'r people are here!!! ''
heh-heh!
luv, jojo
Someone might recognize me if they came to my door. I still live in the same city I was d'fd in.
I don't blame you for closing the door on them. I can't stand that divvle either!
The dubs have been threatened warned not to talk to me. I have distributed some WT publications that are an embarrasment to the Lie.
My mum, when she was still an active dub, was visiting her old aunty, when they got door knocked. Mum answered the door and said "im a dub active in such and such cong". They just looked at her then carried right on with the prepared lines. So mum goes "look Im a Jehovahs Witness, I go out on field service, I attend all the meetings". Well they just carried right on telling her about gods kingdom and stuff like it was all new to her.
She said it literally took her AGES to get rid of them, and eventually she just had to shut the door on them mid sentence, although being a good dub she felt really bad about closing the door on a fellow witness. It was her first insight into how truly stupid and irritating dubs are.
When they come I let them make their presentation and then politely tell them that I am not interested because I have my own beliefs.
I feel pity for them because they are being exploited and deceived.
When they came to my door, all it took was telling them I had been raised as a JW, but left because of sexual abuse at the hands of my stepdad, who was a MS. While they were stuttering, I had to let them know I had been D'd twice and was now a practising Wiccan. They couln't get off my porch and to the car fast enough. I think they thought demons were chasing them. I never laughed so hard!!!!
shelley
Funny, I saw a big group out on Saturday morning, (which is so rare) umbrellas and all (its a good 90 at 9:30 a.m. here. And they all passed right by my house YAY! Was it something I said...
I had a family at my door Saturday. I didn't want to listen or talk to them either. Pisses me off too much that they can't see da troof for what it is.
