Where to start my rant and rave? oh where to start, let me see......hmmm.............. well during the school we had the typical fare, i'm sure you're all familiar with it, the " can you do more??? " talk. Man does that get tired quick. The "can you do more" talk is usually started out with the " we all know you're busy but..........." oh man is that tricky, you tricky gb you, you guys are so sneaky. As soon as i hear the word 'more' i tune out now, nothing's ever good enought so it's breeds an attitude of i don't give a flying f*!k.....
Another word that i'm sick and tired of hearing is 'glean' to me it's the word that makes a witness stand out in a crowd. You might be a witness if you use the word glean.......
Tonight was the local needs, man i love the local needs. Todays episode was entitled "You are what you study" This was sort of along the same lines as the "can you do more" talk. I think what i got out of it was "blah blah blah study for all the meetings.... blah blah blah cut out all the excess......." to that effect. Oh another nugget of gold that i liked was the elder said that if we were to read a newspaper from cover to cover it would take several hours, wtf?? i think he needs to get hooked on phonics, either he's can't read at a 7th grade level or he's just retarded.
One other think i like is how elders with no children always end up giving talks about how to discipline and raise children.... am i the only one who sees a problem here? I hope not.
And one final question for y'all tonight do you become a douche bag after you become an elder or is it a pre requisite? Is pre requisite one word or two? did i spell it right? how do i become a bounty hunter? ok ok i'm done.