A question for my UK cousins: What are the different British accents? (page 4)

scotsman

Crumpet

You defend him 'cos he carries a stanley in one pocket and a needle in the other and he's out of his skull on a buckie/smack combo and he'll give you one of his kisses if you don't.

Isn't you boyfriend from here?

iggy_the_fish

Fag???? I thought she was brushing her teeth

scotsman

No, it's a silver spoon. She's got plums in there too.

Yeah you are right. Maybe my former, bad side is showing. I guess I just like a picture of her with something in her mouth. See, a guy once told me that if a girl smokes, she will put anything in her mouth.

I think that is how I got the cigarette mixed in there. See Crumpy, the male mind is a very disturbing and sick place. You probably already knew that. Just be glad you aren't a guy. It really is a burden sometimes.

Ok, put the "teethbrushing" picture back. Or if you do have one of you smoking, that would be good also.

Check_Your_Premises

I have to get back to work. Y'all are goin' ta git me farred.

I am going to stick to what I am good at here... bashing dubs!

iggy_the_fish

Yes, a smoking picture please, please, pretty please

ig

Crumpet

You guys are so bad I don't know where to begin with the spanking! LMAO!

Its not a fag CYP, Iggy Fish was right - its a toothbrush! I do smoke and I will take some smoking ones at the weekend just for you - (or maybe tomorrow as I'll be out with a friend and prolly have made an effort to look nice, which is rare these days!)

Scotsman - where the hell is Tij - I caan't believe he's not biting after all this goading! LOL! and yep my other half is from Perth - can;t understand a word he's saying except for

"Can I get you another drink?"

or

"I love you".

Both statements are uttered as often as one would expect from a scotsman, and therefore I have made an effort never to mishear them.

RichieRich

And what are some of those goofy, rhyming euphemisms: Girls are "Richards" which is in reference to Richard the 3rd, because the "3rd" rhymes with "bird" which is slang for girl.

Or "we're in Barney"

Barney Rubble > Trouble.

WHo in the hell thinks of this stuff?

scotsman

I believe tij is hanging out with the neds on the street, drinking irn bru (which he possibly calls 'ginger').

You're lucky that you have a Perthman that can talk. Some of them haven't mastered upright walking yet.

greendawn

The are some very colourful British accents such as the Geordie one spoken in Newcastle which is largely incomprehensible to outsiders.

A question for my UK cousins: What are the different British accents?

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