You limey bloaks really make me laugh. Get off my tit. Go HAVE a shower.
Can't Americans Understand Plain English?
by Englishman 43 Replies latest jw friends
-
-
trevor
Geordie English How man mutha man. Please mother don't embarass me. Ye knaa what ah mean leik. Do you know what I mean? Eeeh man, ahm gannin te the booza. OK, I have had enough, I am going to the bar. Whees i' the netty? Who's in the lavatory? Gan canny or we'll dunsh summick. Be carefull or we will crash into something. -
Caedes
Funniest thing I ever got asked whilst working at Warwick castle, I was standing at the gatehouse when this American came up to me and asked me where the castle was! I then had to explain why it din't look like the "castle" he had seen at disneyworld I was always amazed at the number of Americans who would actually believe you when (in full medievil character and costume) you told them that you din't know where America was, they would even try to explain where it is bless 'em. Of course they weren't all like that (just a worryingly high percentage) Now as for subtitles how about that bush fellow, he could do with one! ;-)
-
greendawn
The Geordies are impossible to understand I was once walking with one to the uni and he was talking to me all the way (20 Minutes)and I never understood a thing of what he was saying.