What's Your Favorite JW Expressions?

by minimus 102 Replies latest jw friends

  • purplesofa
    purplesofa

    Those with the "right heart condition"

    She is such a good sister.

    He is such a good brother.

    You talk to an old JW friend and they ask you "Are you getting to all the meetings?"

    and when you have a problem that needs attention someones only advice is "You will get the answers you need at the meetings. Keep your spirituality up."

    purps

  • tijkmo
    tijkmo
    'no doubt'.....duble speak for ..no proof
  • DannyBloem
    DannyBloem

    The wachtower (or bible) doesn't talk about it so it does not exists.

  • dorayakii
    dorayakii

    "Let us continue in the distribution of lifesaving literature."
    Try throwing a copy of the Watchtower to a drowning man and see how lifesaving it is...

  • littlerockguy
    littlerockguy

    "we want to always put kingdom interests first", let's not "forsake the gathering of ourselves together", "Jehovah will provide"

  • dorayakii
    dorayakii

    Some childhood related ones here:
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    YOUNG Ruth / YOUNG Samuel / the YOUNG Isrealite girl / YOUNG David / YOUNG Timothy
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    "Foolishness is tied up in the heart of a boy, the rod of discipline will remove it far from him"
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    "This is is going to hurt me more than it hurts you"
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    "I'm doing this because i love you"
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    "Children, be obedient to your parents in union with the Lord, for this is righteous"
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    "Bad associations spoil useful habits"
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    "Remember, now, your Grand Creator in the days of your young manhood"
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    "Oh IF ONLY you would pay attention to his commandments"

  • Pole
    Pole

    How can you gain real happiness?

    P

  • dorayakii
    dorayakii

    "Go to the ant you lazy one" - (aka. GET OUT OF YOUR BED AND COME ON THE MINISTRY!!)
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    "Jehovah's people are a clean people" - (aka. GO TIDY YOUR ROOM, NOW!!)
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    DAD - "That it may go well with you and you may endure......???"
    ME - "HUFFFF!!...... A long time on the earth"

  • luna2
    luna2

    "inculcate" or "sound down" = brainwash

  • skin
    skin

    JUST. Use the word just and you will be looked upon has if it is a swear word. etc

    "We will just close the meeting in prayer"

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