NEW RELEASE FROM THE ASSEMBLY

by Mary 30 Replies latest jw friends

  • Mary
    Mary

    I'm not sure if anyone has posted this, but one of the new releases from the ASSembly is called "WHAT DOES THE BIBLE Really Teach?

    The Contents are too boring to completely reiterate, but here's a sample:

    1. What Is God's Purpose for the Earth?
    2. Where Are the Dead?
    3. What Is God's Kingdom?
    4. Spirit Creatures--How They Affect Us
    5. Are We Living In The Last Days?
    6. How to Make Your Family Life Happy
    7. Worship That God Approves

    Yada, yada, yada...............are you getting deja vu?? It's just the same shit they've been spewing out for decades with absolutely NOTHING different in it---it's just been yanked from various publications that they've had over the years.....thank God it was free---cause I wouldn't have paid one red cent for it.

    The one chapter called Worship that the Governing Booby God Approves says "...those who practice the true religion would be recognized by their beliefs an their conduct. Although they are not perfect and they make mistakes (how convenient), true worshipers as a group seek to do Gods' will. Let us consider six features that identify those who practice true religion...

    1. God's servants base their teachings on the Bible (and all the other religions base their beliefs on what? The New York Post?)
    2. Those who practice the true religion worship only Jehovah and make his name known. (Who do they think the Jews worship?)
    3. God's people show genuine, unselfish love for one another. (ya, like when they order you to cut off all contact with your family because they question some of the doctrines of the religion? Gimme a frigging break)
    4. True Christians accept Jesus Christ as God's means of salvation. (riiiight....and other Christian religions don't?)
    5. True worshipers are no part of the world. (well, the Amish got one up on ya!)

    Paragraph 14 says..."what religious group bases all its teachings on the Bible and makes kown Jehovah's name? What group practices godly love, exercises faith in Jesus, is no part of the world and proclaims that God's Kingdom is the only real hope for mankind?......The facts clearly show that it is Jehovah's Witnesses."

    Are you asleep yet?? Christ almighty......is this the best they can come up with?? Even my father (a Dub) said "...there's nothing new in this, it's the same as the other publications.......I was sort of hoping for something new..."

    So there you have it: we're a-livin' in de Last Days, don't take a blood transfusion, Babylon the Great is still a sleazy whore and Jerusalem was still destroyed in 607 BCE...........anyone else had the torture priviledge of reading this latest crap publication?

  • ezekiel3
    ezekiel3

    Pablum - without the flavor, to see more click below

    2005 New Release - What Does The Bible Really Teach?

  • iggy_the_fish
    iggy_the_fish

    Can't wait for next year - What Does the Bible Really Really Teach?

    ig

  • DanTheMan
    DanTheMan

    Ah yes, I can almost hear the District Convention "golf clap" when they released this one. zzzzzzzzzzz

  • VM44
    VM44

    "what religious group bases all its teachings on the Bible...The facts clearly show that it is Jehovah's Witnesses."

    FACT: The year 1914 is NOT mentioned in the Bible!

    FACT: The years 537/539 which the Jehovah's Witnesses use to calculate the year 1914, is not in the Bible!

    FACT: The extra 20 years the Jehovah's Witnesses insert into the Neo-Babylonian chronology is NOT supported by the Bible (despite what the phoney non-scholars of the Watchtower claim.

    The Watchtower has no idea of what a fact is!

    This Awake! article from May 22, 1969, p. 15, talks about "facing facts":

    "If you are a young person, you also need to face the fact that you will never grow old in this present system of things. Why not? Because all the evidence in fulfillment of Bible prophecy indicates that this corrupt system is due to end in a few years. Of the generation that observed the beginning of the `last days' in 1914, Jesus foretold: `This generation will by no means pass away until all these things occur.'

    The above shows that you CANNOT trust the so-called facts spewed forth by the Watchtower and Awake! writers when planning your life.

    --VM44

  • VM44
    VM44

    Also, note the year of the above quote from the Awake! magazine, 1969

    Statements like that is the reason the Watchtower Library CD will NEVER contain Awake! issues from before the year 1970.

    --VM44

  • delilah
    delilah

    Hey Mary....did you take yer pea shooter with you? and did you noisily unwrap lots of candy....did you make faces at the babies in front of you until they cried???? he heh heh.....just wondering...I forgot it was the ASSembly, until mommy-dearest called to say she was sending me and my brother a transcript from one of the talks yesterday...."it was soooooooooo good" she said..I'm like "yup, uh huh, hmmmm, that's nice mom".....blah, blah, blah.....did you swelter to death this year also???? I'm so glad I don't torture myself anymore with that nonsense.....call me and give me the gorey details....lol....

    Delilah, (who sat on her duff yesterday watching her sons play football.....)

  • crazyblondeb
    crazyblondeb

    My stepdad sent me the release 2 weeks ago from California. They also released a new tract "All suffering soon to end". It's the same "blah, blah, blah"................as before. This is the first time I've actully looked at literature since I've been out for the past 20 years. NOTHING has changed!

    I agree with Mary, it's the same crap, different bookcover. Maybe those on the GB are getting forgetful--alzheimer's or dementia.I swear I read this same crap when I was a teenager in the JWs.

    shelley

  • Mary
    Mary
    Iggy said: Can't wait for next year - What Does the Bible Really Really Teach?

    LMAO.......no kidding eh? It should be called: What Does the Bible Really, Really Teach? Cause We Sure As Hell Don't Know

    Dee, I didn't actually go.........I was uh..........watching uh.....Insight Into Sikhism........hehehehe........actually ours is in a couple of weeks.........someone from the Hall was apparently crying after the assembly because they were so moved..........ya, I'm sure 3/4 of the people there feel like crying after 3 days of "you're not doing enough, you're not doing enough, praise God's Organization.....you're not doing enough........let us rejoice in the fact that you're not doing enough...."

  • ESTEE
    ESTEE
    What Does the Bible Really Really Teach?

    How about ... "What Does the Bible Really Really REALLY REALLY Teach?"

    Love

    ESTEE

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