Tongue Twisters!!!

by PaulJ 17 Replies latest social humour

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  PaulJ

  I like tongue twisters. Do you have any favourites? MIne are-

  Ken Dodd's Dad's Dog's dead

  and

  Im not a pheasant plucker, im a pheasant pluckers son,

  and ive come to pluck the pheasants til the pheasant pluckers come.
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  Terry

  I defy anybody to say this aloud without lisping!

  The silent sea ceaseth; and thus sufficeth us.
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  PaulJ

  Mad emy moough go dry that one! The most difficult one i have heard is the very simple-

  Red Lorry, Yellow Lorry... its very tricky to say quickly
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  Double Edge

  and the old standby:

  Fuzzy Wazzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wazzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wazzy wasn't fuzzy, was he?
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  Sirona

  She sells, sea shells on the sea shore

  or

  Peter Piper Picked a peck of pickled pepper

  LOL
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  Englishman

  The Leith police dismisseth us.

  Englishman.
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  PaulJ

  I think some you are better at than others. Peter Piper im good at, but i struggle with the 'Leith Police'!!!!!.
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  iggy_the_fish

  For the full pheasant plucking song, see http://www.users.globalnet.co.uk/~mentor01/song.htm, for at least one version of it anyway. It's a pheasant plucking life, to be sure

  ig.
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  dorayakii

  That pheasant plucker one is very difficult to get your tongue around.

  "I'm not the pheasent f**ker... I'm not the pheasent f... damn, NO I'M NOT THE F**KING PEASANT F**KER $@*µ#&"

  Here's a few more which'll make you say rude words (say 'em quickly or it's no fun):

  -------------------------------------------------- City Sheriff, City Sheriff......

  -------------------------------------------------- One smart fellow, he felt smart.
  Two smart fellows, they felt smart.
  Three smart fellows, they felt smart.
  Four smart fellows, they felt smart.
  Five smart fellows, they felt smart.
  Six smart fellows, they felt smart.

  -------------------------------------------------- I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit;
  and on the slitted sheet I sit.

  -------------------------------------------------- Mrs Puggy Wuggy has a square cut punt.
  Not a punt cut square,
  Just a square cut punt.
  It's round in the stern and blunt in the front
  Mrs Puggy Wuggy has a square cut punt.
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  misspeaches

  How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. As much wood as a woodchuck would if a woodchuck could chuck wood!