Tongue Twisters!!!

by PaulJ 17 Replies latest social humour

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  dorayakii

  Snap, Crackle, Pop, Snap, Crackle, Pop, Snap, Crackle, Pop...

  Wow, race winners really want red wine right away!

  When you write a copy you have the right to copyright the copy you write.

  How can a clam cram in a clean cream can?

  Willy's real rear wheel

  Six sick hicks nick six slick bricks with picks and sticks.

  Eleven times seven benevolent elephants is seventy seven benevolent elephants

  It's a braw bricht moonlicht nicht the nicht.
  (It's a lovely moonlit night tonight - Lallans Scots)

  Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
  (Longest placename in Britain - North Wales)
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  Netty

  My son and I were just playing this one today, say Toy Boat, 5 times fast. I can't even get past 3, he gets up to 6, the little rascal.
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  iggy_the_fish

  LOL@dorayakii - loved the *ahem* filthy ones

  ig.
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  dorayakii

  My son and I were just playing this one today, say Toy Boat, 5 times fast. I can't even get past 3, he gets up to 6, the little rascal.

  Now that one IS weird, when i say it in my normal London accent, it quite easy, but i tried in an American accent and its quite impossible.

  American Visitor: "Can you tell me where the railway station is?"
  Scotsman: (wildly gesticulating) "Och aye, nae botherrr pahl, et's doon thah rrrud 'n turrran lehft a' thah weehoose on thah corrrnerrr."
  American Visitor: (perplexed) "Are you a tourist too?"
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  dorayakii

  Some foreign language one's for you:

  Un chasseur sachant chasser doit savoir chasser sans son chien de chasse.
  (A hunter who knows how to hunt must know how to hunt without his hunting dog)

  Cinq chiens chassent six chats qui chante sa chanson en mangeant six saucisses.
  (Five dogs chase six cats who sing their song while eating six sausages)

  Ma maman m'a mis ma main dans mon manchon. (My mother put my hand in my sleeve)

  Le ver de terre vert va vers le verre vert. (The green earth-worm goes toward the green glass)
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  iggy_the_fish

  Here's good Dutch one (thanks to a cloggie friend of mine)

  Wij smachten naar achtentachtig prachtige nachten bij achtentachtig prachtige grachten.

  (Which I think roughly translates as: We long for eighty-eight beautiful nights on eighty-eight beautiful canals.)

  And a good German one:

  Fischers Fritze fischt frische Fische;
  Frische Fische fischt Fischers Fritze.

  (Not too sure how to translate that. Someone is fishing fresh fish, but I'm not sure who. The fishermen called Fritz perhaps?)

  Try saying either of those and not spraying your computer screen with spit.

  ig.
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  dorayakii

  Here's yet another French one for ya:

  quel péché d'empecher un pécheur de pécher sous un pêcher,
  (what a sin to prevent a fisherman from fishing under a peach tree)
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  Rod P

  Rubber baby buggy bumpers.

  Seven sound soldiers.

  A big black bug bit a big black bear and the big black bear bled blood.

  Rod P.