An episode of Futurama was especially meaningful/humorous to me. Here are the portions of it that I have taken my handle and avatar from:
3.9: The Birdbot Of Ice-Catraz |
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Original Airdate: 4th March 2001 |
Scene: Planet Express: Lounge. Fry and Bender sit on the couch while Leela perches on the end of it. Fry tears open a pack of Styro-Pak Cookies.]
Leela: Fry, I know those cookies are fresh-a-licious but they produce an awful lot of trash.
[Fry takes out a small pack marked "Top," opens it, takes something out and puts it in a weird looking machine. He throws the packet on a pile of other packets. He rips open a pack marked "Bottom" and puts it in the other side of the machine. He rips open a pack marked "Middle," puts it in the middle of the machine and pulls a lever on the machine. The machine compresses the cookie sections and makes a cream filled cookie. He pulls it apart a licks out the cream from the middle. Bender sprays his antenna with something and slicks it back.]
Bender: Ah!
Leela: And Bender, that aerosol head spray makes your head smell nice...
Bender: Thank you.
Leela: ...but it's doing long-term damage to the planet.
Bender: So? It's not like it's the only one we've got!
[Enter Farnsworth.]
Farnsworth: Good news everyone! I'm sending you on an extremely controversial mission!
Fry: Controversial?
Farnsworth: Oh my no.
[Scene: Planet Express: Meeting Room. The lights are dimmed and there is a hologram in the middle of the table of the Planet Express ship docking with a tanker.]
Farnsworth: For this highly controversial mission, you'll be towing the Juan Valdez, an orbitting supertanker full of rich Columbian dark matter.
Leela: Dark matter oil? What if we hit something? The tanker could leak!
Farnsworth: Impossible! [He presses a button and an enlarged holographic cross-section of the tanker appears.] The tanker has 6000 hulls. So, unlike me, it's entirely leak-proof! [He points at a new hologram with the fing-longer.] Now, once you've hauled the tanker past the protestors -
Leela: Protestors?
Farnsworth: Correct. 6000 hulls.
Leela: Why do we have to fly within three feet of this penguin preserve on Pluto?
Farnsworth: (whispering) To avoid the tollbooth.
[Scene: Planet Express: Hangar. Leela is wearing her green jacket and Farnsworth points at something on the ship to Bender. Fry walks down the steps with an empty trolley.]
Fry: Alright, she's all restocked with emergency jam. Let's get going.
Leela: At the risk of sounding negative: No! Look Professor, I can't participate in this mission.
Farnsworth: What are you yapping about?
Leela: This time it's your reckless disregard for the environment. In fact, I'm gonna go join those protestors. ......................................
[Scene: A convoy of protestors in ship's fly towards the Juan Valdez which is orbitting Earth. They tow banners such as "Save The Crested Spinepecker" and "Think Intergalactically, Act Interplanetarily." A Green Party ship full of Kif's people fly by and a larger ship belonging to Penguins Unlimited flies by.]
[Cut to: Penguins Unlimited Ship. A huge crowd of protestors are gathered on the deck. Preparing for a speech is Free Waterfall Sr, father of Free Waterfall Jr who led the campaign against eating Popplers in The Problem With Popplers.]
Waterfall Sr: Greetings Econauts. I'm Free Waterfall Sr, founder of Penguins Unlimited. [The crowd applauds.] Whoa! No, no! No applause. Every time you clap your hands you kill thousands of spores that'll some day form a nutritious fungus. Just show your approval with a mould-friendly thumbs up! [The crowd thumbs-ups.] Please hold your thumbs until the end. Now folks, its time to stop that tanker with a non-violent human circle. ..........................................
And here is where my avatar comes from (same episode):
[Scene: Pluto Surface. The protestors hold up signs such as "Give A Hooto Don't Pollute Pluto!", "Preserve Our Useless Wasteland" and "Free Chilly Willy."]
Protestor #3: Here they come, oh I hope they read my sign!
[He holds up the sign that reads "Go Away Tanker!" The ship and tanker fly over the planet surface upside-down.]
Leela: Bender's flying too low! And he's upside-down!
Protestor #3: He must be talking on a cell phone!
[The tanker hits an iceberg and it scrapes a huge hole along the hull releasing a torrent of dark matter oil.] .............
So just call me a moderate tree hugger ....econaut