by truthseeker 26 Replies latest jw friends
It kind of intimates that most JWs are illiterate, uneducated and without experience doesnt it...I mean this type of resume is sooo basic its unreal...who these days wouldnt know how to write a better CV than that one contained in the Awake.
But I bet some will use this format....I for one will be on the outlook for this format when we next hire...hehe...I'l know which candidates to avoid then...heheh.
DB74 (of the 'doesnt really discriminate' class)
and E-Mail Address
Wouldnt this entail using and having an internet connection...surely they are not advocating using such a demonized source of propaganda....
DB74
Friendly - regualrly engage in volunteer work in the communityThe WT Freaks need to learn to spell.
honesty ....truthseeker was typing the information not copying it..therefore the typo was his not the wts..get a grip man
tijkmo of the since when does a typo make you a freak class
Can use
most types of computers and enjoy learning new programs.
But not allowed to view the internet because I may learn the truth about the whacko organisation that made my resume look this pants.
"Entry level manufacturing job," huh?
NOT IN THE UNITED STATES, friends!
Manufacturing jobs are at an all-time low in the U.S. It would be more likely to say, "Entry level food service job." All those great skills for working at McD's.
Or maybe Wal-Mart. They'd make great greeters.
Jankyn
Just thought I'd try filling one out a little more truthfully
Your Name: Jay Dub
Your Address: Dubland, NY
Your telephone Number and E-Mail Address:
Objective: Seeking a job as a low paid flunky.
Education: I goes to Misery, I mean Ministry school every Thursday night
Courses: I don't play golf (would detract from the preaching work)
Skills and Abilities: I can usually get the householder to take the magazines.
You should see me handle a microphone at the KH
Personal Information:
I am a member of the one true religion the Watchtower. I believe God is going to kill everyone that doesn't agree with my religion. This is why I will need weekends off. So I can go out and tell everyone this.
Hobbies -reading the Watchtower as a family
References: Available on request.
Honest - returned a lost wallet containing money cus I'm a JW. Someone from Christendom wouda stole it.
Regularly engage in volunteer work in the community (no not feeding the homeless, or working sickies in hospitals I sell magizines that let everyone know if they join my religion they will be happy. And as an added benefit Jehovah won't kill them.
I hope this doesn't all squish together like my other posts.
I quit-
Skills and Abilities: I can usually get the householder to take the magazines.
You should see me handle a microphone at the KH
EXCELLENT! That should be enuf.
