I know Pete, I felt like a freak my whole life. Even since my first years of school, around the third grade the others in my class would stop inviting me to their birthdays, because I wouldn`t come anyway. Not that the birthday and christmas-thing was such a big deal to me (funny how people always thinks that, the birthday and christmas-thing is just peanuts to the overall psychological damage), but it was just symptomatic of what my whole life was going to be.
Yeah, I to take great pleasure in knowing that on their death-beds, they will all have to ask themselves the question: "Did I waste my life on a lie?" (smiles and laughs like mr.Burns)