In the interest of public safety I need to make you all aware of a terrible danger.
I bust my finger on Saturday while removing my trousers and socks at the same time. You know how you can get a bit lazy and slip your socks off at the same time as removing pants - well I did that but I got my middle finger stuck in my sock. Getting my finger stuck wasn't the problem, pushing really hard was, I felt my finger snap back on itself and when I looked at my finger I realised I had done something really bad. My finger at the first knuckle was bent at 45 degrees while the rest of my finger was straight. Strange thing is it just looks stupid , it doesn't hurt.
My middle finger is one of my favourite fingers and I am gutted that I may be facing the rest of my mortal life with a bent finger or a lollipop stick stuck on it to make it straight. Please be careful while removing clothing!!!!!
Cautionary Tale - Removing Trousers and Socks!!!!!!
by Qcmbr 20 Replies latest jw friends
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Qcmbr
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IronGland
Please be careful while removing clothing!!!!!
Especially when removing tophats!
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Qcmbr
I have a new found respect for all forms of clothing
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kls
Sorry Qcmbr, also beware of flying bras, you unsnap one of them things and fling,,,off they go and can easily put an eye out.
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Qcmbr
..how did you know about my bra...? did I leave my webcam on again????
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kls
how did you know about my bra...? did I leave my webcam on again????
Well ya know i do live at the zoo and them critters do like to talk and tell but they didn't tell me about them lacy undies you wear,,,,,,,,,OOPS!
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xjwms
How FAST did you get your pants off that, ... that happened?
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Qcmbr
Actually it was kinda slow - my finger just got stuck and I kept pushing until it snapped. I spent the next quarter of an hour trying not to pass out (no pain just I'm a complete whuss.)
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whyamihere
Oh I did the samething once.....When I was taking off my pants and socks at the sametime I fell over and hit my head on my T.V.!
I had a huge lump and I was out cold for a while.
Brooke
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undercover
I think that's just the story you told your wife when she came in and your pants were down around your ankle and your hand was bent in a weird position
Seriously...hope you mend up okay