I was in a 777 flying back from Taipei when it sprang a leak. Something to do with the AC I dare say. Water was dripping from the ceiling and several rows of seats had to be cleared.
Basically, whatever the airline calls it, there is Cattle Class, Drone Class, and You Paid HOW Much? Class.
I flew Ryan Air to Shannon last year. The seats were plastic, there was no tray of seat-back pocket; the safety instructions were laminated in to the hard, plastic seat back in front of you. And the seat-pitch was a joke, even for someone of 5'9". They could have cleaned it by hosing it down. And probably do.
I always love to think I'll meet some charming and interesting person (okay, woman) and spend the journey in enjoyable flirtation and exchange of tall tales and bios. Hah!
Hah!
And not to put too fine a point on it...
Hah!
Okay... howabout the largest fricking Chinese person you've ever seen? He was a Buddha of a man. Snored softly all the way to Bangcock, his soft corpulense flowing gently all over my shoulder and theigh. So ugh.
Then you have religious nuts... oh, hang on, those were my parents... praying on aeroplanes... nearer my god to thee prehaps?
But mostly it is someone with the conversational reportiore of a cadaver.
It's not like I chat away like crazy. Lord knows that's the last thing you want to have happen to you. But it is amasing how some people can spend seven hours right next to someone without so much as exchanging a sound with you, not a smile... weird, or maybe I'm the freak, I dunno.
There was a French girl on the run from the police, but that was on a coach. Far better quality of fellow traveller on coaches.
However, I cannot imagine many more enjoyable ways to spend a flight than being in 1st without paying for it, so by airmiles or their screw-up, yay you!
When I was a kid they still allowed you to go on the flightdeck. I loved that, was a plane nut and knew loads. I also got to go on the bridge of a few hovercraft, one of the big ones that used to carry hundreds of cars over the Channel. Technically speaking, it flies. That was fun too; as the bridge is accessed by a ladder from the car bay (which is closed in transit), you spend the entire trip up there.