Things my kitten needs to know

by rebel8 14 Replies latest social humour

  • OUTLAW
    OUTLAW

    rebel8,if you apply a little "HP Bold steak sauce" they will think it`s dinner....LOL!...OUTLAW

  • Sith
    Sith

    Things cat owners need to know:
    1) They are CATS
    2) They will always be CATS
    3) Other cultures eat CATS
    4) Your cute little kitten is someone else's dinner

  • riotgirlpeeps
    riotgirlpeeps

    I have a dog and a kitten. So now instead of one set of eyes begging as I go to prepare food I have two. And the kitten runs circles around the dog while he's eating. Oh may I add that if my hand is away from my body it does not mean it has morphed into something to stalk.

    And divebombing on me while sleeping earns one kitten a night in the bathroom.

  • talesin
    talesin

    lol @ Rebel

    Kitten,

    My back is not a landing pad for flying kittens. Those fur-covered razor blades HURT!

    The wires on my MP3 player are not chew toys.

    No, the broom is not an ancient kitten-torture implement. There's no need for you to be so askeered of it.

    Humans don't usually get up every two hours for a play session - we like to sleep at least 3/4 hours at a time.

    tal

  • katiekitten
    katiekitten

    I love kittens. And cats.

    Im a cat person.

    My daughters middle name is kitten. But shes a dog person. (I dont remember 7 yr olds having an opinion on it - I thought they came under their parents jurisdiction on that one)

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