I wonder if she's a JW model?
Probaby a pioneer!
Andersens Carpets - Sex Sells!
by PopeOfEruke 26 Replies latest watchtower scandals
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zagor
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Quotes
Speaking of (female) Pioneers. This riddle was given to me by a (male) pioneer:
Q: What's the difference between an American, a Rooster, and a Pioneer Sister????
A: The American says "Yankee-Doodle-Doo".
The Rooster says "Cock-A-Doodle-Doo".
The Pioneer Sister says "Any-Dude-Will-Do"
~Quotes, of the "Riddler" class
P.S. (for honorable marriage, of course!) -
PopeOfEruke
Quotes!
Classic! Just sent it to mey pioneer friend!
Pope
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Hellrider
LoL @ Sister Cleavage. She was really sexy though. Hooking for Jesus.
The sad thing about this, is that JWs would never see anything wrong with it. They would just say "oh, but the WTBTS had nothing to do with that, just look, they have a different anme and everything"...We normal people, living in the real world, see the hypocracy when an institution that is supposed to be morally and politically correct do stuff that contradicts their values. Like when the government in my country was proven to have stocks in both the Tobacco and Arms industry, although we have a christian-coalition government that has banned smoking in all public areas in our country, and is talking all "peace peace peace" etc. When those things are revealed, they get consequenses. When the WTBTS is exposed, the only ones that react to it, is people like us, people OUTSIDE the sect. And that`s the really sad part.
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Scully
I wonder if their specialty is "shag" carpeting.
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zagor
Well, why not, someone said the other day that one dub sis in Belgium (I think) has her own brothel with girls and everything. Apparently, she not only believes that sex sells she is selling sex.
I guess they need to taste dark side so they can see between good and bad, which of course is very subjective, but hey, who can resist those curves (on a carper or off), right? and bros also need to polish their lightsaber once in awhile. -
Hellrider
Sister Clevage can polish my lightsaber any day she wants. (and I`ll teach her a thing or two about "carpets" also)
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xjwms
Oh, ... My
Carpets?
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Hellrider
Never mind... (got a bit to excited there for a sec...)
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PopeOfEruke
HA! Shag pile carpets...!!! Speaking of shagging: I once heard about a painter and his wife, who when making love would always fall out of bed at the last minute.
Seems he preferred a matt finish!!
Pope