Christ and His second coming

by greendawn 15 Replies latest jw experiences

  • katiekitten
    katiekitten

    I think Jesus coming again is like going out with an old boyfriend - theres always one good shag left in them, but then you remember all the reasons you split up in the first place.

    I dont think Jesus would want to come anywhere near earth a second time, hes clever enough to know when to quit while he is ontop.

    But if he did come again I think he would come back as a single mum, with a fantastic daughter, he'd probably be a mathematics teacher somewhere in the West of England, hed be witty and pretty. Hed be passionate about wanting to help the little guy, and hed wear a DD size bra.

    Gosh, he sounds so familiar...

  • Carmel
    Carmel

    Of course some of us believe it has already happened!

    carmel

  • potleg
    potleg

    Katie, do you think he / she would go for a good shag or just be a happy wanker?

  • lv4fer
    lv4fer

    This is a good question? I also have pondered this. I believe there will be a second coming. I also believe in the Rapture. It is not my place to judge who will and will not be raptured. I believe it will be all those who believe in Jesus Christ and are saved by him. The last part is where JW's may fall short. First they don't believe that Jesus is Lord they believe he is Jehovahs son and that he came to die for us. The bible teaches Jesus is Lord and is God in man's form. He came here to try to convince us how much he loves us and ultimately died for us. They believe in Jesus but really don't worship him and therefore I fear they will not be raptured. Theay also do not accept Jesus into their life and ask him to save them. They worship Jehovah. I feel bad for them because there are some really wonderful, devout people in the BORG and they are being mislead. But when all the Christians are Raptured and they are left behind they will have the chance to turn to him during the Great Tribulation, which they look forward to anyway. I'm personally glad I'm going to be up in heaven I don't really want to experience that and when I was a witness I always said that I hoped I died before it came because I didn't want to be here on earth when it happened.

  • katiekitten
    katiekitten

    Potleg, given that he'd come back as a maths teacher, hed be pretty tired at the end of the day so realistically he'd wank.

    He'd have got bored of shagging men (remember hes come back as a woman - about 35ish) who didnt do the business for him (her) so hed be pretty picky about who he shagged. But once he found a partner that could truly ring his (her) bells hed settle down and be in rapture most weekends.

  • tetrapod.sapien
    tetrapod.sapien
    hed settle down and be in rapture most weekends.

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