by riotgirlpeeps 39 Replies latest jw experiences
Scarily he has been one for a few years, like even before I was reinstated.
The bad part is who knows how often everyone in the family, with the exception of mom has been under reproof at one time or another. Whoooo bad witness family.
And they wonder how come we stray.
Man... I've been partying with the wrong people!
Now this sounds like a fun bunch.
u/d (of the is learning class)
I suppose I should take that as a compliment, but aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah it's coming from a monkey. As we know monkeys fling things, and its not always banana peels.
Oh where can I start???
1) Premarital sex, and lots and it is always sooooo good. I wasn't all bad, slept with about 8 sisters but was with more non JWs.
2) Bought a 2 door car.
3) Miss too many meetings... well I actually don't go anymore.
4) Drugs can be fun if used in moderation and can turn some people crazy fun.
5) Had some crazy times when I drank too much.
6) Anti-witnessed to people about the real truth of matters.
And alot more but I am so bad i just forget...
Pretty mild really.
Ate birthday cake and signed a b-day card a few times now
Wished people good-luck
Called elders 'Bastards' - sometimes to their faces
Had our first x-mas last year
Read apostate books and sites
Read the Bible itself for what it says
Always blow my horn when passing a witness residence - hope they feel guilty about seeing an apostate go by
Whenever coming across any remaining witness literature - always drive up to KH and dump it on the doorstep
and the #1 sin.................drumbeat......................THINKING WITHOUT A WATCHTOWER IN MY HAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jeff
I've made some collage art using that picture of guy in the back of the songbook who is singing with his big mouth open wide.
In my collage he is smoking a lucky strike, and white monkeys are billowing out of the end of the cigarette.
Blasphemart
Huxley
I commit the unforgiveable sin every day.....
I worship Jesus as God and Lord.
Bought a book: Crisis of Conscience.
Read the book.
Stopped pioneering and bought a home - as an UN-married twenty-something.
Went to my brother's wedding @ City Hall.
Once wore a mini-skirt to school (Jr High).
Kissed a worldly boy at the beach.
Chewed gum at the Kingdom Hall - couple of times.
-Aude.
I love the whole collage idea, my da'd sis always did that. The man with the huge mouth in the back of the songbook he has a crab on his finger thats pinching it. One of the others has sunglasses and a blind mans cane.
Art in the literature always was fun to touch up.
So since I haven't pushed it out of my life completely yet, they were mentioning dress code for the assembly should be based on the publications as in the pictures as guidelines. I leaned over and asked my mom, "Can I go by the worldy people pictures" She laughed.
1) Premarital sex, and lots and it is always sooooo good. I wasn't all bad, slept with about 8 sisters but was with more non JWs.
That's just too good.
Never realized till someone asked how many things I have done:
1) Of course sh***y language comes out of my mouth every once in while.
2) Had lots of worldly boyfriends (actually, that was before I was df'd).
3) Had premarital sex with my now husband.
4) Lived with my boyfriend (now husband).
5) Celebrate holidays- every one that I get a chance to (hey, I missed them for 15 years, time to catch up).
6) Have gone to a couple of church masses.
7) Gambled and had lots of fun doing it.
8) I have grown obsessed with Buffy the Vampire Slayer (laugh if you must- I blame it on my father).
9) Slept in a house with lots of unmarried males and females.
10) Got completely drunk on New Year's Eve in NYC and was completely loud and belligerent (although the cops seemed to like me when I said hi).
And I won't mention the occasional porn me and hubby make fun of or the things we do in the bedroom. - He's my husband- we should be able to do whatever we want!
