should we start screening members?

by kittyeatzjdubs 33 Replies latest jw friends

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  kittyeatzjdubs

  http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/7/94261/1.ashx

  after running across more and more threads of this nature...self righteous jdubs wanting to remind us all that we're burning in hell....i propose that prospective members pass a requirement exam. for example...

  1. Have you read or ever heard of Crisis of Conscience?

  2. Did you read it?

  3. Do you have any desire to read it? (If not, please see question 6)

  4. Do you feel nauseous everytime you walk into or drive by a Kingdom Hall? (If not, please see question 6)

  5. Would you be able to write a 50 or more word essay on the evils of the WTBS, why they suck, and in what fashion would you like to see them crumble. (If not, please see question 6)

  6. Are you joining this site mainly for research purposes? (If not, please see question 7)

  7. You are not qualified to join our club. You suck. Go away.

  I know this would probably never happen, but I still think it would be cool.

  luv, jojo
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  diamondblue1974

  LOL @ jojo

  I can see the entrance exam page now....
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  Fe2O3Girl

  Judging by the number of responses those one post fly by nights get, I'd say that they are very welcome, and that people love them.

  I got a fraction of the number of responses when I posted the news that I was having a baby. Guess I am just not that interesting.
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  slimboyfat

  Would I pass the test???
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  fleaman uk

  Hi Kittie

  Sorry,but what you are proposing is tosh.Yeah,that was an extreme example of a complete moron you gave..but there are some sincere Witnesses who would be far better helped by Kind words and the benefit of the doubt.

  Idiots like the one you mentioned are rubbing their Hands with glee at the 3 plus pages of responses to his inanness.

  Better than screening would be to ignore these Idiots .

  They would soon go away when no-one bites.
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  luna2

  Some of the dub posts are rather fun, though. Don't you think? I very much enjoyed you people are all idiots' introductory offering this morning.
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  Fe2O3Girl

  Oh yeah, and I decided to put this in a new post, rather than edit my existing post, as I know that number of posts is a measure of worth.

  I haven't read Crisis of Conscience. I know that it has been a tremendous help to many people, but I don't feel the need.
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  fleaman uk

  I haven't read Crisis of Conscience. I know that it has been a tremendous help to many people, but I don't feel the need.

  I agree.No disrespect to the Man who clearly suffered at the Hands of GB though.
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  kittyeatzjdubs

  I know this would probably never happen, but I still think it would be cool.

  **ahem**

  it was just a thought. i'm not proposing it to the forum administrators.

  luv, jojo (of the does anyone else get my jokes besides me class)
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  slimboyfat

  I read Crisis of Conscience, and it convinced me to start attending meetings again.