Yes, now brother Old as Dust will provide you all with the mornings beating.
Ahem, yes…
It has been brought to my attention that someone here has emailed details of our recent Star Chamber orgy to Playboy magazine. Brothers, this is running ahead of the organization and will not be tolerated!
Further, because the pictures that were sent to Playboy had not been properly screened, one of them caught my bad side, and the "666" tattoo on my left butt cheek was overexposed and out of focus.
Plans had been made to reveal the new light of the Sacred Orgy in the upcoming new release. However, since this has happened, we have lost control of the process and Playboy is refusing to now pay for the prints and story that we offered to sell them.
Let this be a lesson to all of you. Do not run ahead of the organization. All will be revealed in the due time.
Now, you may resume eating your Miracle Wheaties. Beatings will immediately follow breakfast, and then you may begin your day of slave labor.