Here comes Canada with plastic knives and forks ....
China ready to use N-weapons against US if US defends Taiwan from attack
by Elsewhere 46 Replies latest jw friends
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Dan-O
Seriously? I doubt that the Chinese will try a pre-emptive strike. They're on their way up and have a lot at stake. The U.S. has better targeting systems, and more resiliency. Millions of lives lost on either side, no matter which way it goes ... but I think the U.S. would take home the cup on this one.
I'm just glad I don't live in a major city if the missiles start flying tonight. Of course. Mrs. O & the O-lets are visiting one of the largest metro areas of the U.S. right now. Maybe I could be single again ... -
jeanniebeanz
Uh, Jeanniebeanz......please don't rely on Canada......we can't even defend ourselves
Gracious!
A perfectly legitimate defense plan blown to smithereens!
I am so disheartened. Here I was hoping that the attacking armies of China would be so blinded by the chivalrous glory that are the Royal Mounted Police that they would turn tail and run away.
This is a sad day, indeed.
J
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jeanniebeanz
plastic knives and forks
Stop running about with those things, kiddo. You'll put someones eye out...
J
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delilah
lol Foreword....I saw that comedian, forgot his name, but he had my husband and I pi$$ing ourselves silly....we Canadians use the plastic cutlery from Kentucky Fried Chicken to defend our country....hahahahahahahaha Although I don't think ol' Colonel Sanders would be too pleased..
Delilah
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delilah
Our Royal Mounted Police????? AH, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......sorry to dishearten you Jeannie.....alas, but we are defenseless......we need the good ol' U S of A to defend our bootie....
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Satanus
Hey, we can spare a few rcmp to go down there for your defence. Not sure defensive they would be, but i hear they get the girls hot.
China nuking the us would make a lot of sense. Besides having some of it's own excess population removed, it could have much expanded american markets. As well as replacing all the gadgets that they vaporised, they would also have a huge rebuilding program to to share in. Damaging a country, and then rebuilding it is nothing new. America has been doing it for decades. It's very profitable business.
Where there is money to be made, there is always money forthcoming.
S
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jeanniebeanz
Not sure defensive they would be, but i hear they get the girls hot.
I refuse to accept this humiliating slam at an age old prejudice against women, that we will turn to mush at the site of a man in uniform!
Satanus, do you have any good Mountie pics you could send my way?
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the_classicist
Our government hasn't spent a bloody dime on any decent armaments in I don't know how long....our helicopters fall off the ships into the harbour for God's sake, and our submarine they just acquired most recently, sank......WE are a JOKE....lol......
Yeah, seriously. Our troops can't even learn to use their guns sometimes because they don't have any bullets (I've heart 2 stories of this kind).
I refuse to accept this humiliating slam at an age old prejudice against women, that we will turn to mush at the site of a man in uniform!
In Canada, we let women into combat roles too. And if I may say so, those Royal Canadian Navy chicks are hot.
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Satanus
How's this?