How to reach the naughty dubs who use the internet... (page 2)

Darth Yhwh

LOL! Rebel8, you sound as if you have experience in the Bethel writing department. Do you?

rebel8

No--thankfully--but I do a lot of real writing.

kid-A

Miss Peaches,

An excellent idea! They have no problems invading our space....lets return the favour!!

rebel8

Love your name, BTW Darth. Are you trying to say yhwh is our faaaaaather <deep raspy breath>?

GetBusyLiving

:debating over whether or not to run if a gunman comes into the KH and says "Everyone not willing to take a bullet for God, get out!"

Holy shit.. I can't stop laughing.

I'm very interested in infiltrating these groups. I'm going to be extremely subtle and build up trust before I dash their hopes and dreams. Anyone wanna join me?

I think the kids could be persuaded with the angles of elder abuse and impossible Bible logic.

GBL

Rebel8, Im glad you like my name. I use it on pretty much any message board I post on as well as any video games I play with my boy. I just felt it was appropriate to combine the two. Plus on any other board most people don't even realize the significance.

I think that the thougt of messing with these kids is funny to think about or to discuss in these forums, but it's a little more than I personally would want to take part in. I dont have a problem with reading your posts regarding your experience but I'll stick to trying to witness to the JW's that come knocking on my door.

rebel8

I know what you mean. I am pretty selective about what I will and will not do for the cause (helping people escape the cult or stay away from it).

I don't lie and say I'm a jw. I try to avoid lying at all costs. What I have done in the past is be friendly, then bring up something to give them food for thought, then move on. My anti-jw efforts are mostly geared towards educating the general public so they can avoid becoming involved with JWs instead of trying to convince brainwashed people to think.

OK, OP, I went over to the site and registered. Now how do I find a JW blog? It shows me 17000+ forums for religion. Will it be asking me for additional information to join a jw one? What will the questions be?

Darth Yhwh

I know exactly what you mean. I posted on another topic about how I am very honest with every one in life but when conversing with JW's regarding information that they will reject you have to be selective regarding what you say, how you say it, and where the information came from. Otherwise they'll just shut down and reject any thing you have to say at all.

RichieRich

Young People Ask......Can I fart without being called into a Judicial Committee?

Well, since you obviously can't control your rectal functions due to regularly engaging in anal sex, I don't see why you would want to avoid a JC...

Mary

Rebel 8 said: Timothy did not fart. Nowhere in the bible does it say farting is acceptable. Many scientists have proven that farting is bad for your health and can lead to botulism, genital warts, and leprosy

Not only that, there is ample proof that farting originated with the pagans and Satan the Devil. Consider: When Satan attacked Job, the scriptures tell us that he used supernatural farting on him:

(Job 1:19) 19 And, look! there came a great wind from the region of the wilderness, and it went striking the four corners of the house, so that it fell upon the young people and they died. . .

So the only mention of farting in the bible is when people died, just like when it mentions burfdays. Therefore, as Christians, we would want nothing to do with farting and if we find ourselves trying to fart, we should immediately call an elder so he can pray over us and help us to overcome this terrible habit. Some may say: "I can't help it if I fart!" But this is no excuse. If you feel as though you're going to fart, keep your mind occupied by reading the Society's publications or by praying aloud.

One brother couldn't control his farting and eventually this let to masturbation, which is the root of all evil. It got to be so bad, he was farting and masturbating at the same time and eventually went blind and lost his relationship with Jehovah as a result.

So young people, get control of your bodily function now, before Satan uses them against you.

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