15 Ways to Avoid a Southern A$$ Whoopin'

by RichieRich 16 Replies latest jw friends

  • FlyingHighNow
    FlyingHighNow

    I once had someone who kept forwarding Southerner bashing crap. I wrote the person and told her that if she were sending out gay joke, black jokes or anti semitic jokes, everyone would have a cow.

    I finally found a similar list to BEM's and sent it out to her forward list.

    I work at a northern Cracker Barrel. The cooks haven't learned how to cook biscuits, corn bread or baby lima beans yet. I am the only person who works there who has a southern accent.

  • bem
    bem

    Good for you Flyin'high. I get all the negative feed back specially when I was living out west. When I first met the banker here he said I bet everyone says we're just ignorant hicks in Oklahoma, where you came from. My reply..."not in front of me"... My kids always called me a redneck now "they are one". ahh the joys of tormenting our children

  • katiekitten
    katiekitten

    So you southerners are kinda touchy huh?

    Do you still have slaves, or has that ended now? (JEEZZZ im teasing you my lovelies!)

    Reminds me of a joke in the north of england (you can reverse the areas to fit your own situation):

    "Why do northerners hate southerners?"

    "Because it saves time"

  • willy_think
    willy_think

    Darn I saw your name richie and thought the thread would be funny. I have truble posting too, that edit does stink.

    I like to go down to NC and say things like:

    The only thing i don't like about the south is that dam traitor flag you guys love so much. Johnny Taliban should wrap himself in one to gain the support of like minded individuals.

    Treason is a matter of southern pride. I bet Carl Rove is well loved down here.

    Would y'all like me to tell you the plural form of the word "you"?

    i've gone a few times but so far i haven't been able to avoud a southern ass whoopin'. dam it's good they hit like girls.



    kidding

  • greendawn
    greendawn

    So what's the stereotype of the Southerners like are they thought of as being stupid and agressive?

  • hemp lover
    hemp lover
    11. So you have a sixty-thousand dollar car you drive on the weekends. We're real impressed. We have a quarter of a million dollar combine that we use two weeks a year.

    Priceless, Dan--O.

    -HL (cornfed Illinois girl)

  • FlyingHighNow
    FlyingHighNow
    So what's the stereotype of the Southerners like are they thought of as being stupid and agressive?

    The stereo type is that southerners are uneducated, ignorant, toothless, incestuous, prejudiced idiots. The truth is, you find people with those qualities all over the USA in varying amounts. And judging from travelers from abroad, America doesn't have a monopoly on that.

    I actually have found more prejudice where I live now than in all the other places I've lived combined. Oh and I don't mean Slovakia.

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