I am Sheldon, your God. Fear not, for the name Sheldon shall be as a mighty Craig protecting you, so that you, my people, may be Les fearful than the people with the Mark of the beast.
You will be shown hatred on the account of my name.
by SixofNine 19 Replies latest jw friends
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jeanniebeanz
*bows*
Oh, mighty Sheldon. We come before you in the name of Craig of the eternal loo, to ask your forgiveness and blessing. We are just sinners, milling about on a discussion board and need your direction. It does not belong to us to even direct our own step. Without you, we are but pond scum.
Bless us, Oh Sheldon. Show us the way.
In Craigs name,
Achoo...
*bows*...*bows*...
*bows*...*bows*...
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GetBusyLiving
GBL
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jeanniebeanz
Ok, GBL... what did I miss? What's wrong?...
J
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GetBusyLiving
I'm a SHELDON! LOL
GBL
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jeanniebeanz
No kidding!! lol
Well then, sixy, you are guilty of impersonating the true Sheldon. The punishment is to be thrown to a pack of wild Playboy Bunnies in a tub full of lime jello!!
Let that be a lesson to you!
J
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SixofNine
*beats human Sheldon with silver chain from the sky*
Yes, GBL is Sheldon, but only in the same way that many Mexicans are Jesus. I am The mighty and jealous Sheldon your God, before whom you shall have no others. -
SixofNine
Do they make watermelon jello?
*ZZZZAP!!* ....they do now!
*dives*
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jeanniebeanz
mmmmm...watermelon....
More blessings from the almighty Sheldon in the Sky with Diamonds...
lol
J
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gumby
I just hate it when he smokes crack.
Gumby