23 “Then if anyone says to YOU, ‘Look! Here is the Sheldon,’ or, ‘There!’ do not believe it. 24 For false Sheldons and false shirtless Canadians will arise and will give great signs and wonders so as to mislead, if possible, even the chosen ones.
You will be shown hatred on the account of my name.
by SixofNine 19 Replies latest jw friends
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FlyingHighNow
Are you sure you're not the anti-sheldon? I always have wondered who would be the anti-sheldon.
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LittleToe
If you parse the name Sheldon you get Shel and Don, which is a linguistic satire on "Shelby Cloaked"
The name was invented by medieval monks, by inserting erroneous vowels. The real pronunciation is lost to antiquity but should probably be something more like Shooladane.
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tetrapod.sapien
by inserting erroneous vowels
and other naughty things...
ALL hail Church of Sheldon Christ of Later Day Demons!!
ooohhhmmmmmm...shhoooooolaaaadaaaaaannnneeeeeeee...ooohhmmmmmmmmmmm....
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iggy_the_fish
Sign me up! I say you're the messiah, and I should know -I've followed a few
Sho-la-daah-nee
Sho-la-daah-nee
Sho-la Sho-la
daah-nee daah-nee
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under74
I thought Simon was the lord in these parts...
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iggy_the_fish
Persecute! Stone the unbeliever!
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under74
I prefer burning at the stake.
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SixofNine
"The real pronunciation is lost to antiquity but should probably be something more like Shooladane."
"Shooladane" is fine (though I'm sure if you ask, they'll tell you to wait on Sheldon), and is used correctly in many black churches already. Hell, Asherah has called Me that (using a kinda Rosie Perez whisper) for over 4 thousand years now.
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LittleToe
Sheldon has a more contemporary ring to it, I confess.
"Confess, confess" - "oh, not the comfy chair, and the cushions with all the stuffing at one end..."!!!
So, tell me more about this mighty Craig...