Top 5 Things to do If Your C.O. is a Jerk

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Number 5. 'Forget' to announce his visit - or totally downplay it. ( This really gets 'em mad but I know some

elders who did it!)

Number 4. Have him stay at your house, tell his wife how wonderful having children is, swap her birth control pills

with placebos and ( after she misses her period), remind her of your conversation about kids. Obviously,

it's Jehovah's will, be joyfull, sister!

Number 3. Do a survey of whatever stress related chronic illnesses are in vogue in local congregations and convince

his wife she's got it. ( don't laugh, this is very possible!)

Number 2. In field service, assign him to 'special return visits' on homes that Smell. There are 3 types: Houses

that smell like cats ( "Does your pet lynx use the litter box?"), houses that smell like urine ("does your child

use the litter box?") or houses that always smell like frying bacon ("You folks be careful in this neighborhood,

ya hear?")

and Number 1. Hand him a hundred dollar bill. When he suspiciously asks you what the money is for, tell him "the Bible

says 'do good to your enemies and pray for those that persecute you'". (This takes real cojones but actually

happened to a CO!)

Inspired by the loving oversight of Brother Everett Rodriguez, now serving congregations up in Long Island, NY.

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diamondblue1974

Number 4. Have him stay at your house, tell his wife how wonderful having children is, swap her birth control pills

with placebos and ( after she misses her period), remind her of your conversation about kids. Obviously,

it's Jehovah's will, be joyfull, sister!

Absolute Evil but a class suggestion...!

However I have a point which is quite disturbing really....when do they actually have sex? and whose house do they do it in?

DB74

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However I have a point which is quite disturbing really....when do they actually have sex? and whose house do they do it in?

I believe they prefer to "do it" on the host kitchen table early in the morning before breakfast is served.

But the real question is: Dentures IN, or OUT?

No wait, how stupid of me. The man keeps his dentures IN (so he can nibble on earlobes and whatnot) and the woman keeps hers out so she can.... OH WAIT, ORAL SEX IS EVIL and PERVERTED and VERBOTTEN!!! (http://quotes.watchtower.ca/oral.htm)Never Mind!

~Quotes, of the "Great Teeth" class

P.S. No offence meant to those that have dentures, I'm just teasing.

HoChiMin

However I have a point which is quite disturbing really....when do they actually have sex? and whose house do they do it in?
DB74

I know a CO and his wife; I sweare they did it on the stage when no one was around. She was good-looking and rather young for a CO's wife.

Payne was his name.

HCM

Dustin

I love the suggestion about the birth control pills. That would be so funny if it worked. I'll bet most of the CO's wives are kinky in the bedroom. Lack of attention will do that to them.

willyloman

Hand him a hundred dollar bill. When he suspiciously asks you what the money is for

In my experience, they never ask...

Payne was his name.

One wonders if he ever sat in the back of the hall during the WT study with his hand up and heard the conductor say, "Brother Payne, in the rear."

Seeker4

Not Wade Payne? He was an asshole CO. Don't remember his wife much.

S4

riotgirlpeeps

Number 2. In field service, assign him to 'special return visits' on homes that Smell. There are 3 types: Houses
that smell like cats ( "Does your pet lynx use the litter box?"), houses that smell like urine ("does your child
use the litter box?") or houses that always smell like frying bacon ("You folks be careful in this neighborhood,
ya hear?")

So would it be possible to "forget" certain places have very opinionated or people on the borderline do not call variety to take him to?

PopeOfEruke

Payne was his name.

and love was his game.

Pope

Top 5 Things to do If Your C.O. is a Jerk

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