I have never understood how people can accept that god EVER talked to anyone from the bible who claimed he did. Take Abraham, for example. God supposedly told him to sacrifice his son, Isaac. Try telling that to a modern day child custody court. Well gee your honor, I didn't ACTUALLY kill him, ya'see, I was gonna, but then god sent this ram to take his place, so I didn't have to. Whaddya mean, no visitation?!! I got rights! I'm not crazy, god really told me to do it!
Then of course there is the infamous "Virgin Mary". Please. She didn't even rate being talked to by god, just an angel. Then again, she was quite the clever gal to avoid being stoned to death for fornication in such a unique way.
And of course, there was Moses. Probably the person who holds the record for talking to god according to the bible. Hell, if I got lost in the desert for 40 years, I'd be looking for somebody to pass the blame off on, too. Lost? Who me? No, I'm not lost...see, god doesn't like some of the things we've been doing, there was that whole quail incident, and the golden calf, and well, in general he's pretty pissed, so he won't let us in to the promised land yet. (Aside to Aaron: Whew...I think they bought it...just act confident, and whatever you do, DON'T LET ANYBODY SEE YOU LOOKING AT THAT MAP.)