Questions You Could NEVER Ask Your Elders

by minimus 67 Replies latest jw friends

  • 95stormfront
    95stormfront

    This reminds of last Christmas at my boyfriends parents house. His mom gave me the book "Girl with a Pearl Earring". He asked me the title and I held it up for him to read. He yells across the room " Oh! girl with a pearl necklace! I remember you said you wanted that!" His brothers and I had tears rolling down our cheeks we were laughing so hard. Then his mom wanted to know what was so funny........ no one told her.

    Damselfly I don't get it (scratches my head)

    Someone's gonna have to explain in PM what constitutes a "pearl necklace"......

  • not the administrator
    not the administrator

    whats the cances of maybe just letting this one slide?

  • daystar
    daystar
    Someone's gonna have to explain in PM what constitutes a "pearl necklace"......

    Or she could listen very closely to the words of that ZZTop song.

  • stealyourface
    stealyourface

    'Can you give me any advice or council that does not include pray more, do more, contribute more?'

    'Is wait on Jehovah the best advice you got?'

  • whyamihere
    whyamihere

    "Are you sure?"

    "Who said so?"

    Brooke

  • confusedjw
    confusedjw

    Pearl necklace





    I didn’t give her what she likes.

    I don’t know what to tell her,

    Don’t know what to say.

    Everything got funky last night.





    And I was really blown away,

    Until I asked her what she wanted,

    And this is what she had to say:

    A pearl necklace.

    She wanna pearl necklace.She wanna pearl necklace.





    Digs gettin’ downright strange.

    But I can keep a handle on anything,

    Just this side of deranged.





    And I was gettin’ blown away,

    And she held it in her hand

    And this is what she had to say:

    A pearl necklace.

    She wanna pearl necklace.

    She wanna pearl necklace.





    And that’s not jewelry she’s talkin’about, [see notes]

    It really don’t cost that much.





    And I was gettin’ blown away,

    And she took it in her hand,
    And this is what she had to say:

    A pearl necklace.

    She wanna pearl necklace.

    She wanna pearl necklace. (highlighted in the spirit of Quotes Website)

  • undercover
    undercover
    Someone's gonna have to explain in PM what constitutes a "pearl necklace"......

    This is a question you could never ask an elder...

  • minimus
    minimus

    "Is it alright if my husband gives me a pearl necklace, Brother Good"?

  • confusedjw
    confusedjw
    "Is it alright if my husband gives me a pearl necklace, Brother Good"?

    This Brother already has problems with the elders if he has a husband!

  • minimus
    minimus

    You ARE Confused.

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