I'm sure old Adam had nipples and a bellybutton as he wandered around clueless while searching longingly for solace from "perfect" conditions such as hunger, urges to mate, need for sleep and the self-abasement necessary to avoid being cursed by his zookeeper master, God.
Among the peculiar fetishes of The Lord was turning water into urine. I hope "perfect" urine didn't smell too bad as Adam honored creation by spraying over the veggies.
Another crackpot invention of J.Hova was giving the creatures he fashioned an ability to turn living cells into energy and the rest into a stench of waste which would pile up into Dairy Queen swirls whenever the bowels topped off with overflow.
Further insight is revealed by Gawd Amighty putting the asshole within inches of the reproductive organs and giving the penis the double honor of peeing and inseminating (but, not at the same time.) What economy of design!
All other animals aren't bothered by the hair growth which goes to a certain length and falls out. But, humans' hair and nails will just grow and grow and grow unless clippers are invented to staunch the protein excess. Nice work, Heavenly Engineer!
And death? Why it is built-in to everything, it seems. All those billions of years of dinosaurs munching and crunching each other into bloody paste reveals a genuine sense of beauty in the Creator. Earth was built for man? Why billions of years of spiked, fanged, predatory nonsense then? Must have been an experiment gone awry. Oops.
The invisible friend in the sky seems to rejoice in only making "perfect" things which are so inferior to Himself they must unavoidably cling pathetically to His Majesty for handouts of wisdom and direction. Ironically, however, (and with much sense of humor) The Lord imbued the two legged beasties (humans) with an actual genius for figuring things out anyway--even though it leads to an adult desire to live their own lives apart from (heavenly) Parental meddling.
Really now, being nude in the Garden of Pleasure was no picnic. Who wants ants crawling up your booty and lice in your pubes? And if you crave pants....tsk tsk...you have to bludgeon one of the peaceful pets into senseless extinction to steal its skin for trousers. Joy!
The whole nonsense of Eden and the Bible's puerile fable-spinning reveals the product of human cluelessness. Primitive explanations such as these rival only the writers of Prime Time Tv these days.
The products of a craftsman reveals the ABILITY of the craftsman. A furniture maker who builds a stool that collapses the first time somebody sits on it is a furniture maker who is neither perfect nor skilled nor comprehending of what it takes to do the deed correctly.
If GOD is our craftsman and we are falling apart at the seams from the very first test of our wholeness and function-----let's look at who built us, for goodness sakes!!
Do humans reveal the glory of a perfect genius of a God or the chaos of blind survival over many millennia?
Inquiring minds want to state facts and not blather silly myths.
Terry