I was born under the sign "Lave Las Manos." It was the sign in the bathroom where my drug-addicted "anointed" mother who became pregnant by a one-armed guy named "Pablo" (who was a Circuit Overseer and on the fast track to DO) delivered me. The lady who was supposed to abort me lost her coat-hanger and could only find plastic ones, which, as we all know, just don't do the job.
I've been know to lie, but I will deny it.
Farkel, of the Taurus the raging idiot class