What's your zodiac sign?

by Dimples 70 Replies latest jw friends

  • Farkel
    Farkel

    I was born under the sign "Lave Las Manos." It was the sign in the bathroom where my drug-addicted "anointed" mother who became pregnant by a one-armed guy named "Pablo" (who was a Circuit Overseer and on the fast track to DO) delivered me. The lady who was supposed to abort me lost her coat-hanger and could only find plastic ones, which, as we all know, just don't do the job.

    I've been know to lie, but I will deny it.

    Farkel, of the Taurus the raging idiot class

  • hopelesslystained
    hopelesslystained

    thank you for your story, farkel, so glad you survived the 'coat-hanger'. hmm, I think that coat-hanger thing just gave a time reference. ;)

  • anewme
    anewme

    I'm sweet cancer. I'm very much the homebody. I make a lovely home where ever I live, lots of flowers, sexy interiors, good food. I need alot of loving, holding and squeezing. My first husband was a Virgo, very intellectual, which I admired, but starved for his touch and attention. This time I made no mistake and married a very loving Taurus! Its all about connection and love and touch with him. I'm passionately paired.

  • tnangel73
    tnangel73

    Scorpio. Chinese sign, Ox.

  • Frannie Banannie
    Frannie Banannie

    Capriquarian....on the cusp

  • shera
    shera

    Aries

    Yr of the DOG


    1922, 1934, 1946, 1958, 1970, 1982, 1994, 2006 People born in the Year of the Dog possess the best traits of human nature. They have a deep sense of loyalty, are honest, and inspire other people¡¦s confidence because they know how to keep secrets. But Dog People are somewhat selfish, terribly stubborn, and eccentric. They care little for wealth, yet somehow always seem to have money. They can be cold emotionally and sometimes distant at parties. They can find fault with many things and are noted for their sharp tongues. Dog people make good leaders. They are compatible with those born in the Years of the Horse, Tiger, and Rabbit.



    One thing,I'm not selfish! lol

  • DazedAndConfused
    DazedAndConfused

    Capricorn to a T!!!!

    I married 2 Cancer's. The first clue (first marraige) should have told me that Cappies and Cancer's DO NOT get along. LOL

    My 3rd (currently) (yes, I have been married 3 times....got a problem with it? TOUGH!!!!!!!!!!! LOL) is a Pisces. Since I am Capricorn and he is Pisces.....we get along great since I am dominent (sp) and he is not.

    Great change from my ex who was a JW and wanted to control my very thoughts.

  • Frannie Banannie
    Frannie Banannie

    ^5's, Shera! I'm yr of the Dog, too!

  • Evanescence
    Evanescence

    Cancer,

    But I've got a friend who is cross between Sagittarius and Capricorn, she was born right on the border lol!

    When I mention Cancer people think I'm talking about the disease! anyone else had that problem?

    Evanescence

  • codeblue
    codeblue

    Aquarian!!!

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