Something about Shadrac, Meeshac, and a Big Negro
So what's your favorite JW joke?
by TresHappy 14 Replies latest social humour
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xjwms
My favorite one is:
Two sisters out in the country calling on a farm. Knock and knock, no one is in the house and no one is around.
One sister says I need to use the rest room. The other says, Well there is the "out house"!
They both go to the out house, ... open the door and the farmer is just sitting there.
AND SAYS: My o MY You Jehovah's Witnesses just don't miss a door ... DO YOU.?
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blondie
Competitors at the Door
Two missionaries of the Church of Latter-Day Saints were walking down the street when they ran into two Jehovah's Witnesses coming directly at them from the opposite direction. The elders stopped, and one of the Jehovah's Witnesses said, "We don't move for false witnesses." One of the Mormons said, "We do," and they went around them.
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kittyeatzjdubs
did you know that the governing body was admitted to the hospital overnight?
they got sick from eating 10 year old weiners.
courtesy of matt
luv, jojo
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Fe2O3Girl
A man went to a pet shop and purchased a parrot. Apparently, the parrot had belonged to a Jehovah's Witness because it kept repeating, "Read the Watchtower and Awake. Avoid wordly associations. The end of this system of things is near." Squawk.
Well, the new owner of the bird attempted to add new vocabulary to the parrot's repertoire with books on tape and contemporary music, but as the months went by it became obvious that nothing could break through. The parrot continued to repeat the standard catchphrases of the Watchtower Society and nothing else.
The owner finally became frustrated and infuriated and, in a fit of violent anger, threw the parrot across the room.
The parrot smashed against the wall, and slid down to the floor, at which point the parrot immediately started squawking:
"No Blood! No Blood! No Blood!"There are loads more here: