Ozzie's Weekend Poll #142 Elder bags

by ozziepost 23 Replies latest jw friends

  • blondie
    blondie

    Why do elders have big bags?

    2. To make themselves look important

    But then I knew brothers who had them that weren’t elders/MS; status thing; I even knew people who bought a brother a big bag when he was appointed, as a gift

    1. To keep their "theocractic" library in
    2. Both Insight volumes

      Scriptures Inspired book

      School guidebook

      Large 1984 NWT Bible

      Binder with KMs, talk assignments, list of book study publishers, school schedule for the next 2 months, school schedule KM insert, list of elders/addresses/phone numbers/cell phones/email addresses, HLC list, RBC list, etc.

      Some have that binder with all the ministry school info by week

      Songbook

      OM/OD book

      Reasoning from the Scriptures

    3. BOE Letters are supposed to stay in a locked file cabinet; some elders break the rules and have a set at home; have never seen any bring them to the meeting though (since that is where the file cabinet is)
    1. To impress the CO (see #2)
    2. To impress the publishers (see #2)
  • Kenneson
    Kenneson

    13. Although there is supposed to be no clergy class, this comes pretty close. The bags distinguish the elders from the common laymen.

  • Rod P
    Rod P

    13) Other

    The bags are actually for before and after the meetings.

    You see, when the Elders go out in field service, they fill up their cars with JW Publishers. Everybody has to literally squeeze themselves in, and things are very cramped and crowded. So the Elder, who drives the car, gets to put the bag on the car seat beside himself to give himself more room. That way he gets more space for himself so he can drive in comfort.

  • the_classicist
    the_classicist
    5. To keep their "theocratic" library in.

    Well, what else would their breifcase be full of?

  • Euphemism
    Euphemism

    LOL I'm going to vote for #4. Those bags were perfect for getting the cords stuck on.

  • MidwichCuckoo
    MidwichCuckoo
    13. Although there is supposed to be no clergy class, this comes pretty close. The bags distinguish the elders from the common laymen.

    Ken - you mean like a dub dog-collar?

  • Amazing1914
    Amazing1914

    Hi Ozzie,

    I hope all it well with you. Well, this is a really good poll, because you have hit on a serious item for Elders. I can give reasons for every one of them. All of my answers are serious, even though some levity is used.

    1. To keep all the rules books. Yes, the Pay Attention Book for expected and unexpected Elder meetings and JC meetings.

    2. To make themselves look important. Without question. We had to have the big piano-hinged type to hold everything, but it also was the JW form of the Catholic Roman Collar. It identified us as Elders. Our Clergy icon.

    3. They married them! (naughty, naughty Ozzie!!) No so naughty ... I have little doubt that some Elders kept no-no literature in them.

    4. To trip the microphone attendants. And the cute sisters.

    5. To keep their "theocratic" library in. Where else?

    6. To keep all the Society letters to BOE. Only the current ones to be read. The rest were with me as Congregation Secretary ... in my big metal file cabinette.

    7. To keep the Society letters to answer the publishers who ask "What do we believe now?" Yep, especially when we knew there were issues coming up. Such as whether to help a poor brother get on his feet. A BOE letter would always be handy to show that its not our job to care for these.

    8. To keep the bound volumes for the meeting after the meeting (in the back room). Yep, and this is why 3-M corporation loved us for buying all those yellow sticky pads to mark our place in the Bound Volumes.

    9. To impress the C.O. Most important. An Elder with a big bag full of all his Elder stuff helped the CO know that we were serious, mature, and activ Elders, worthy of being taken serious, and used for even greater privileges.

    10. To impress the "publishers". Absolutely, including the cute single pioneer sisters. We also wanted the Publishers to know who the bosses were.

    11. They need more books than the "publishers". What else could it be. Beside our Large Print Bible, we had to have a set of Insight volumes, the Pay Attention book, A JC file or two, several big note pads, a Reasoning Book, and All Scripture book, an Organization book, and School Guidebook, a section for letters, notes, and congegation legal stuff, plus a lunch when at Kingdom Ministry School for Elders.

    12. Lunch. Made special by the little woman.

    13. Other (please detail) Then, there was the one last thing, but no Elder or even ex-Elder, or ex-JW-ex-Elder will ever talk about. We are under oath for life.

    Jim W.

  • Country_Woman
  • loosie
    loosie

    Lol @ Scully. We must think alike.

    Other: To compensate for the smallish "bags" in their pants

    You know I thought it was like the guy that has the truck with the big monster tires, and the family jewels sack hanging from the trailer hitch. He is making up for his lack of prowess in the bedroom.

  • ozziepost
    ozziepost

    It's looking like a common experience with those elder bags worldwide, eh?

    Further to the notes on BOE letters: elders may well have them in their bags as part of a 'Circulation File' or 'Reading File' - the Sec then files them after all elders have read them. Occasionally the Society have even instructed them to be photocopied.

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