Still Alive!!

by RichieRich 17 Replies latest jw friends

  • RichieRich
    RichieRich

    I realize I haven't been around in a few days. I just want to say that I'm still alive, but work is killing me.

    so between work, "recreation", and regular meeting attendance, I've been pretty busy.

    I'm still here though, and I often read but don't post...

    I'll be back in a few though...

    So send me a PM or email, and keep in touch.

  • tetrapod.sapien
    tetrapod.sapien

    hey man!

    i've been wondering where you were. i was going to call and ask your elders if they knew...

    hope all is well,

    cheerio old sport,

    TS

  • misspeaches
    misspeaches

    Ah young Richie Rich wanders out into the big bad world of work...

    He's growing up right before our eyes!!!

  • upside/down
    upside/down

    I know you've really got Hillary_Stepped In Poop...tied up in the basement...

    "It puts the lotion on it's skin!"...

    Let him go, and get back to posting... It's been a little "boring" without the two of you.

    u/d (of the Joe Dirt class)

  • Legolas
    Legolas

    I was wondering where you got to!!!! I was going to post a thread and ask if anyone knew where you were!! I glad to hear from you!!!

  • Honesty
    Honesty

    Brother, it is apparently obvious that you have been allowing secular work get in the way of more important spiritual endeavors such as posting on this board. We would like to discuss the evidence against you on Thursday night in the library after the meeting. Hopefully, we can adjust your thinking and bring it in line with approved policies. We look forward to hearing your side of the story and why you feel that missing out on all the spiritual food this board freely brings to you is not as important as making a living so that you are continually dependant on others for your material needs.

    Welcome back,

    Your friends on JWD

  • Big Dog
    Big Dog

    Ah, young master Richard, there you are. Welcome to the next 40 or 50 years of your life.

  • RichieRich
    RichieRich

    Funny Story:

    One day, some employees were given a 2 hour break. I was one of those.

    We all decided to go fishing. My mother drove by work, and noticed my car not there. She then asked me later where I had been. I told her I went fishing with some people from work. She flipped, and called the elders to tell them I was "Fraternizing with the enemy". Even the elders were like, "WTF?"

    Wow. Life is great. Then you go home.

  • upside/down
    upside/down
    Life is great. Then you go home.

    This is a perversion of my oft quoted phrase...

    "Life's a bitch... then you realize you were in a cult"

    u/d(of the fishing is a gift from the "Gods" class)

  • Legolas
    Legolas
    She flipped, and called the elders to tell them I was "Fraternizing with the enemy

    Did she really call them??

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