"Whatever floats your boat."
"you smelt it, you delt it"
What funny "Saying" do you sometimes use?
by JH 49 Replies latest jw friends
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EscapedLifer1
"What in the cat hair?"
"An ounce of pretention is worth a pound of manure" - my wife got this one from the movie "Steel Magnolias"
"Slicker'n a tater peelin' " - Said if something is cool, good, "slick"
"Fine as a frog's hair"
"fair to middlin' " - answer to "How are you?" - means OK, not bad, but not amazing either. Comes from old names for grades of cotton.
Yeah, I'm from the South.
Brandon
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sweet tee
"Slicker than a custard covered smelt"
variation - slicker than dog sh**
*you smelt it you delt it*
Yup - Whoever smelt it delt it
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ButtLight
"yeppers"
Smell my bellybutton
Somebody farted in my pants
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the_classicist
Here's my personal invention, though I bet other people have thought of it:Don't expect ANYTHING from ANYONE.
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BrendaCloutier
Somebody farted in my pants
LMFAO!
Slicker 'an cat piss on a linoleum floor at 2 am.
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prophecor
*for those with un-wed teen mothers, you will understand*
No More Baby Mama Drama!!!
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Sassy
whenever I am amazed at someones behavior, my bf will say..
well what do you expect from a pig but a grunt?
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sweet tee
well what do you expect from a pig but a grunt?
tee hee hee hee
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jgnat
The Scottish ones I was raised with are unconscious. I come up with the quaintest expressions at the oddest moments, buth they are hard to recall.
"Don't lend money to family"
"There is no such thing as a free lunch"
"Money doesn't grow on trees"
I've picked up a few German ones from my old in-laws:
"You can't have your cake and eat it too."
"You can't keep a bird from flying over your head but you can keep it from building a nest in your hair" i.e. You can't help random randy thoughts, but that doesn't mean you have to act on them.
Here's the one my Hungarian hubby lobs around:
"Ten years where you step the grass don't grow" Roughly translated, "You klutz!"