What funny "Saying" do you sometimes use?

by JH 49 Replies latest jw friends

  • RichieRich
    RichieRich

    to a customer or cashier: Never trust a skinny chef! after a long absence: I ain't seen you in a coon's age! to my employees:

    Time to lean, time to clean!

    when astounded/taken aback/ suprised:

    Well chop my dick off and call me Sussie!

    At a small raise in a poker game:

    I'd pay ( X amount ) to watch a monkey f**k a football!

  • horrible life
    horrible life

    Sniff lightly, and there will be enough for all of us.

  • nilfun
    nilfun

    Heavens to Murgatroid!

  • GetBusyLiving
    GetBusyLiving

    "I don't know about you guys, but I love the new Moby album!"

    GBL

  • not the administrator
    not the administrator
    Sniff lightly, and there will be enough for all of us.

    reminds me of lay one out the size of i 75.

    nervous as a whore in church

    hornier than a 2 pecker billy goat

    shes rode more people than a grayhound bus

    shit id eat it

  • Big Dog
    Big Dog

    "I never lie, never, but the truth is not for everyone." Old Jesuit saying.

  • under74
    under74

    Meet him in a bar, leave em in a bar.

    When someone calls another a whore or slut and it's not fitting I say:The difference between a slut and a whore is: a slut get what she wants and whore get what she gets.

    I owe my grandma for both of those.

  • PaulJ
    PaulJ

    When descibing someone who is a bit stupid-

    "The wheel is still turning, but the hampster is dead"

  • DelTheFunkyHomosapien
    DelTheFunkyHomosapien
    Meet him in a bar, leave em in a bar.

    When someone calls another a whore or slut and it's not fitting I say:The difference between a slut and a whore is: a slut get whay she wants and whore get what she gets.

    I owe my grandma for both of those.

    A slut will sleep with anyone a bitch will sleep with anyone but you.

  • siegswife
    siegswife

    I think I might have to use some of these...they're pretty funny.

    When someone is trying to provoke me in RL I usually tell them: "You're just a squirrel in my world tryin' to find a nut".

    Lea

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