yea, Terry. You are so good looking in your picture, but your post was so boring it makes it hard for me to fancy you .
Now a worldwide apostofest - that would be FANTASTIC! Id be really curious to see how many of us there were, and whether we could compete with the dubs.
We wouldnt sell rolla cola (or whatever crappy pop they sold at your assemblies). We'd have a beer tent, a champagne tent, and a pimms tent.
We could replace the drama with an orgy (a pretend one of course, where we all got to dress up in roman togas). Instead of opening and closing prayers we would have a mexican wave, and Sirona doing something wicca'ish. Songs would have to be Rolling Stones, and White Stripes (HEY - I thought of it, so I get to choose). And the closing song at the end of the assembly would have to be that scottish one where you all hold hands and yank em up and down, and are convinced you love the person standing nexto you, cos you are drunk.