see, this explains everything - why men "never listen" to women :)

by zagor 48 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • zagor
    zagor

    Hello froggy, nice to see you again :)

    I left my studies 8 years ago due to borg pressure, went out, started my own business and I'm now back to finish my last year of college :)

    Got couple of guys doing work back home while I'm here. (going home every weekend though) You never know I might need a Social Ecologists on my team one of these days too ;)

    Mind you, I do know what it means to live off the smell of an oily rag, (as on of my guys put it :), lived like that every day when I started studying, almost a decade ago.

  • jgnat
    jgnat

    What men hear:

  • Dan-O
    Dan-O

    No, no, NO! They got it all wrong. You see, we men ALWAYS listen to our women. The problem is, we can't comprehend every word. We only catch words at varying intervals.

    For example ... a wife will spend her time at home cleaning, and she will often get angry at her husband, whom she perceives to be a slob. And she will walk into the living room, where he is comfortably seated in his recliner, and she will begin to shout at him as follows:

    "YOU never help ME around the house! All you do is sit here watching television while I pick up the CLOTHES that you took OFF and left ON THE FLOOR! You are going to get off your ass and help me clean up this mess RIGHT NOW!"

    But we guys only hear a portion of what you ladies are saying. It's not our fault; it's just a genetic defect. Jehovah will provide for you in His time.

    Until then, all we are capable of comprehending is "YOU ... blah, blah, blah ... ME ... blah, blah, blah ... CLOTHES ... blah, blah, blah ... OFF ... blah, blah, blah ... ON THE FLOOR ... blah, blah, blah ... RIGHT NOW!"

  • Frog
    Frog

    o-dan-o-dan-o-dan...

    Zag's, I really was just playing up the beauty of life on the poverty line, you aint really missin that much:)

    So tell me then, exactly what part would a fully qualified sociologist play in your team??...from the looks of this thread I'd hedge my bets you'd have me serving coffee and washing your socks!!..I think we'll have to negotiate termsxx Frog

  • zagor
    zagor


    Oh froggy, I'm sure we can find better things for you to do. We have both washing machine and a good cappuccino machine and still don't want to fire them .

    There is always an openning for assistant manager

  • zen nudist
    zen nudist

    let us not forget that men also do not pay attention to female facial expressions [as we never look there] and are often distracted [same reason]

  • Elsewhere
    Elsewhere

    Yup! I'm confuzzled.

  • Finally-Free
    Finally-Free

    I can hear women just fine, I just choose not to listen. Why should I? All they do is give me shit anyway.

    W

  • lilybird
    lilybird

    Well , I am always amazed that my hubby doesn't hear me talking when he is watching TV , except if I ask if he wants ice cream, beer or something else good eat. He hears me first time then no matter what he is watching.. I guess that is selective hearing....:)

  • Mecurious?
    Mecurious?

    I can hear women just fine, I just choose not to listen. Why should I? All they do is give me shit anyway.

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