I hope crumpet's ok. I'd hate to break my leg..... ouch!!!
keep her alive til 5!
by Crumpet 57 Replies latest jw friends
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ButtLight
Man, I would love to be in your shoes!
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BlackSwan of Memphis
Hm,
You could....
1) If you and Mr.Crumpet have pic phones....get some incredibly naught pics of yerself (have to use a little ingenuity for this, but your smart) and ship 'em to Mr.Crumpet.
2) If said phones are not available, use cam and create Mr.Crumpet a nice welcome home present.
3) Get writing and create erotic stories re: person of your choice.
Now, what this will do is one of 2 things:
1) When Mr.Crumpet returns home, the Crumpets will have incredibly hot sex.
2) Or well.... you know....
This is what I would do (and have done to some extent) for Mr.Swan.
Then again you could always throw a party and tell yer friends that yer broke so they need to bring the chow.
Cheers
BlackSwan
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ballistic
Re: keep her alive til 5!
Well... we tried our best guys,
All the best to Crumpet for a speedy recovery!
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katiekitten
Break a limb. The trip to hospital, sympathy you evoke from family and friends, and hospital magazines you can read will keep you plenty ocupied til sunday.
Still, its only a suggestion Crumpy, I dont expect you to REALLY do it.
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Crumpet
How ironic that I should post this in all innocence and then end up pracically killing myself in my own garden with an apple hours after Mr C's departure!
) When Mr.Crumpet returns home, the Crumpets will have incredibly hot sex.
Its going to be weeks before I can even go upstairs and share a bed with Mr C - alas!
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rebel8
Welcome back Crumpet!
Now tell us the truth, did you do this on purpose just to have some hot doctors keep you company in Mr. C's absence? 'Fess up!
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BlackSwan of Memphis
Aw, Crumpet. I am so sorrrry for that.
Last thing I would want to do is remind you of what you can't do.
Uhm, out of curiosity (maybe this is somewhere else but...) what the hell did you do?
oh and.......
How long til cast comes off?
((((hugs))))
BlackSwan