How many of you are anointed ones?
How many of you are resurrected from the dead?
How many of you are born again?
How many of you have performed miracle healings?
How many of you are prophets?
Danny
How many of you are anointed ones?
by DannyBloem 10 Replies latest jw experiences
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damselfly
How many of you are anointed ones? Nope!
How many of you are resurrected from the dead? My old personality is dead, I am a completely different person then I used to be.
How many of you are born again? See above
How many of you have performed miracle healings? Some of my clients claim I can work miracles, but I just have good hands.
How many of you are prophets? I wish I had more psysic ability then I would be able to make up my mind better.
Dams
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Narkissos
How many of you are anointed ones?
How many of you are resurrected from the dead?
How many of you are born again?
How many of you have performed miracle healings?
How many of you are prophets?
How many numbers in the Belgian lotto?
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DannyBloem
;How many numbers in the Belgian lotto?
Only 1, otherwise we would not understand it....
Danny
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gringojj
I am anointed!
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BrendaCloutier
How many of you are anointed ones? dipped - and rolled in nuts
How many of you are resurrected from the dead? see below
How many of you are born again? see above
How many of you have performed miracle healings? depends on what you call "miracle" and "healing"
How many of you are prophets? I foresee tomorrow will be another day
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BrendaCloutier
I am anointed!
Resplendant! But don't you mean appointed?
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dedpoet
How many of you are anointed ones? not me
How many of you are resurrected from the dead? just resurrected from a dead religion
How many of you are born again? no
How many of you have performed miracle healings? can't remember any
How many of you are prophets? tomorrow is thursday
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Finally-Free
How many of you are anointed ones? Nope.
How many of you are resurrected from the dead? My heart stopped once in the O/R. I still exist. Does that count?
How many of you are born again? See above.
How many of you have performed miracle healings? No, but I can eat an entire pizza.
How many of you are prophets? I predict this pizza in front of me will soon disappear.
W
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dorayakii
How many of you are anointed ones? No, i'm not anointed, i'm an other sheep that is not of this fold... beeeeh!! How many of you are resurrected from the dead? Well, i do sleep almost every night... sleep is like death you know...... without all the rotting flesh and the worms. How many of you are born again? Very difficult to answer... depends on what you mean... if you mean did i put my mother through 18 hours of labour for a second time, the answer is most definately "no"!... However, i am dead to my former course of life, and have "turned around" and dedicated myself to the Watchtower publishing corporation to do its will.... ...... naaah, not the same is it??
How many of you have performed miracle healings? Only Jesus will heal the sick and even raise the dead in the new system of...... of, you know, "things".
How many of you are prophets? Well thats another complex one. We are all prophets because Jehovah is directly leading his earthly organisation to announce and interpret future events...... but... we don't want to take on the responsibility of prophets because we get ourselves in trouble when we make false prophecies that don't come true, so this means that Jehovah is NOT directly leading his earthly organisation and that this is a non-prophet organisation. However, Jehovah IS directly leading his earthly organisation... So... i am a prophet... but... im not a prophet as such... but i do make prophecies and i do make money, but all of it goes to Brooklyn... so i'm kind of like a "non-profit prophet"...