If You Could Be Governing Body Member # 13-----What Would You Do?
by minimus 28 Replies latest jw friends
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GetBusyLiving
Slip ex-lax into my fellow body member's morning coffee's. Give thirty minute long closing prayer's. I'd give talks describing in detail how God spoke to me personally in a dream. Convince Theo Jarc to officially set 2014 as the start of the Great Tribulation.
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minimus
GBL---I think they have their exlax already. You could outfit them with their own personal handmade Depends.
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JH
I guess that they don't have a 13th member because they are superstitious.
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minimus
Matthias was the 13th.apostle. -
katiekitten
Id have half clad babes on the front of the Awake magazine - in the style of Lad magazines. Id Have car reviews in the Kingdom Ministry.
Id instigate a new position to reach out for - temple virgins. Something for the laydees to do other than pioneering!
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minimus
BTW----they announced on Thursday that AWAKE! will be only once a month now.
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Pole
I'd make a lot of photocopies, record a lot of conversations. Then I'd leave, set up a website or write a book. I'm sure there'd be a niche market for it ;-).
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minimus
Pole----I like it! Get the goods and write a tell all!
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katiekitten
Id have a page 3 in the Witchtower.
(for non brits, P3 is where the tabloid papers put posters of popular naked ladies)