Undercover, You obviously ain't black.
If You Could Be Governing Body Member # 13-----What Would You Do?
by minimus 28 Replies latest jw friends
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undercover
Undercover, You obviously ain't black.
Prove it...
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minimus
It's been said you are rather on the "small" side.
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undercover
LOL....seeing how I haven't, um, been seen by anyone here, I have trouble believing that.
But not all black men have large, um, well, you know...
Take Erkel for instance or Arnold from Different Strokes..
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Elsewhere
I would formally DA myself while giving the keynote talk at a district assembly.
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minimus
Undercover, even your avatar is white with shades, of course.
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undercover
Undercover, even your avatar is white with shades, of course.
Well...duuhhh....I'm 'undercover' of course...
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Honesty
I would dispense so much New Light that the other GB members would believe that I owned a theocratic power plant and the rank and file would be convinced that Joe Hoba had raised up another prophet like Moses to lead their a$$es into the New System.
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Oroborus21
I would make Deep Throat look June Cleaver.
I would secretly record all GB meetings if it were legal to do so. Photocopy and scan whatever I could and document everything else. I would make a record of any possible violation of law, ethics and morality.
I would work with someone that I trusted to periodically "leak" such information on international forums like this one.
At public talks, i would often express unofficial views if they were in line with my Christian conscience even if they contradicted the oficial positions.
I would work tirelessly to change the organization from a 20th Century Publishing paradigm and help it move into the 21st Century.
I would hold onto the position and if anyone tried draggng me out of it, I would never go quietly! Being the youngest I would outlast all of the current members and I would help bring in the new younger GB members dedicated to moving the Organization into the future.
Vote for me!
Oh yeah, the positions are by appointment only. Darn.
-Eduardo