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ballistic

LOL

Hijackers. Avoid a long stressful siege and the risk of arrest, imprisonment or death by simply making sure you book a flight to your intended destination in the first place.

ButtLight

Dont party all night with a country singer while your bf is at home babysitting!!!!!!!!!

twolips

I'ts better to remain silent then to prove you are an anti-american ass

katiekitten

What if you love Americans, but your donkey doesnt like them?

Heee Hawwww Heee Haaaawght to know better!

ballistic

Talking of hijackers, no one's hijacking my thread are they? heee haww?

ballistic

OLD telephone directories make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and address of people you don't know.

stevenyc

Another great Viz tip:

Tie a piece of string to everything your own, then if you loose something you can follow the string to find it.

steve

ballistic

I like the string one LOL

It reminded me of having a collection of camoflage clothing but never being able to find any of it.

jgnat

If you accidentally break the lid of the second of your husband's treasured coffee mugs, wash it and put it in the dry-rack as if nothing happened. Wait for it to fall apart in his hands. Stay mum.

ballistic

LOL I suspect my clumsy flat mate has been doing this to me for a long time.

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