Soledad summed it up best. Oh, one more funny thing:
Satan and his demons were launched out of heaven in 1914 and sent down to earth to torment humanity in its last days.
LoL, this one is one of my favorites. JWs believe, actually, that the demons were launched out twice! First in Old Testament times, before the flood, when they initially rebelled against God, under the leadership of Lucifer. They were tempted by the women of the earth, and took on human bodies, as giants, and lived on earth, fornicating with women (women liked big guys back then, more than they do now, unfortunately for me). And for this rebellion, God threw them out. Then he threw them back out again in 1914! Apparantly, somehow they must have slipped back in (thru a backdoor?). I argued about this with my mother, lots of times. She said that she believed that they must have been "hanging around" the gates of heaven, just on the outside.
The secular evidence is indeed falsified by the twenty year gap when compared with biblical chronology so the jury is still out respecting the value of such documents. scholar JW
Scholar: You still don`t get it, do you! There IS no twenty year gap! Yes, there is a twenty year gap if you interpret the passages as saying there would be 70 years from the physical destruction of Jerusalem and the temple, but NOT if you interpret them as saying that the Babylonian reign would last for 70 years! Historians agree that the political and military power of Babylon over Judea lasted for around 70 years! So there IS no problem for all us sane people, the problem is SOLELY a problem for JWs, and their ridicolous doctrine, which again is crucial for the 1914-doctrine! So when your "celebrated WT scholars have wisely cautioned that such secular material is still subject to interpretation", this is only grasping at straws to save the 1914-doctrine! It is NOT necessary to speak against the massive academic world and its tons of proof that the temple was destroyed some 20 years later than the "celebrated WT Scholars" claim, if you have no biblical-doctrinal bias on this issue! Us normal folks can simply realise that the 70 years refer to Babylons power and influence.
You poor thing. Those mean guys at the Watchtower will probably soon be telling you that right is left, black is blue, and the moon is made of swiss cheese. And you will be obliged to believe it.