If Armageddon comes and Jehovah kills you apostates

by Smiles 113 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • kid-A
    kid-A

    "Is it too late to hand in my field service report?"

  • OldSoul
    OldSoul

    Relief! At LAST!

  • tetrapod.sapien
    tetrapod.sapien
    If you do that and Jehovah inhales, he just might lighten up and relax his judgment of you and maybe the rest of us.

    nice~! i will invite him to the next bong-hit! it may be the ONE THING that he does show up for!

    party like it's 1975 baby!

    TS

  • kwintestal
    kwintestal

    Should I bend over for this?

    Kwin

  • defd
    defd

    )Should I bend over for this?

    K-W-I-N ? Really? Think about that one for a second.

  • upside/down
    upside/down
    Should I bend over for this?

    Pre-lube...and bite a pillow!

    u/d(of the "ouch" class)

    p.s.- If Jojoba "comes" like a thief in the night...How long do you think that is....2 minutes or 7.

  • mrsjones5
  • tetrapod.sapien
    tetrapod.sapien

    GET BEHIND ME JOE HOBA!

    ...

    .... ...

    ("oooh. joe...")

  • kwintestal
    kwintestal
    K-W-I-N ? Really? Think about that one for a second.

    and? C'mon ... not like it's ever going to happen? And if it does, then I've been screwed already by someone! What's one more go at me?

    Kwin

  • mrsjones5
    mrsjones5

    is it love TS?

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