Ecourage You Know to try for G.B membership!

by D wiltshire 21 Replies latest jw friends

  • Pathofthorns
    Pathofthorns

    The facinating thing is that You Know should be able to waltz into Brooklyn and they should treat him like royalty as one of Christ's brothers if they actually believed their own doctrines.

    "Anointed" ones should be able to get to see the inner workings of the Organization up close, sit in on GB sessions and most certainly be permitted to submit and review things for publishing in their journals since "truth" is supposedly revealed through them.

    In reality the organization is run by people who are not of the "anointed". If he walked into Brooklyn bethel requesting anything that theoretically should be the right of an anointed one, they'd have security on his ass so fast.

    Besides You Know is still hoping for microphone priveleges so he has a long way to go before getting considered for a place on the GB.

    Path

  • ozziepost
    ozziepost

    Anyone know how much the Annual Fee is for membership of The GB?

    The reason I ask is that You Know may not be able to afford it, so we may have to start a "Send You Know Where" Fund. [8>]

    Cheers,
    Ozzie

    "You can know the law by heart, without knowing the heart of it"
    Philip Yancey, What's So Amazing About Grace?

  • D wiltshire
    D wiltshire

    Here's a You Know post from another thread:

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    Do you realize how arrogant, condecending and uncaring your posts are, and in no way reflect well for the WT Society?
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    Apostates accuse the Wacthtower of much worse crimes than what you are accusing me. They revile and slander the Governing Body and ridicule everyone who desires to remain loyal to their faith. Some of the more lizardly among them even blaspheme Jehovah as being a cold-blooded murderer; this by those who formerly were his Witnesses . So, when I consider how my God and brothers are dealt with by the apostate rabble, I welcome the abuse. If I were ever well spoken of by the people on this board, I would then take that as my cue that it was time to leave the forum and repent. LOL

    / You Know
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    I think we need to speak well of You Know and test him out!

  • D wiltshire
    D wiltshire

    Another You Know post:
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    Those were the good ole days! I have been threatened with violence, called every vile thing imaginable. But one of the lamest routines run on me is what you are trying to pull. I can tell you now that it don't work. Yeah, so the same vicious apostates that may have previously tried to bully me into submission, apparently in desperation, they then proclaim me as their chief ally in their evil mission. Fine. Then you shouldn't mind me posting. But if that's really the case, why do you always howl in displeasure whenever I post? LOL. I know why. So do you. / You Know
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    I think we need to keep playing to You Knows vanity!

  • Winston
    Winston

    You Know,

    You gotta prove Pathofthorns wrong!
    Look what he saying about you do something You Know prove him wrong go to Brooklyn and present your self to the GB.

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    In reality the organization is run by people who are not of the "anointed". If he walked into Brooklyn bethel requesting anything that theoretically should be the right of an anointed one, they'd have security on his ass so fast.
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    You Know your of the Anointed you got show that Pathofthorns is dead wrong, your part of the Faithful Slave Go to Brooklyn and show him how wrong he is!

    The Never Ending Search For Truth

  • Winston
    Winston

    You Know,

    For he's a jolly good fellow
    For he's a jolly good fellow
    That nobody can deny

    The Never Ending Search For Truth

  • bboyneko
    bboyneko
    What if You Know had a get together and invited Fred Hall and Dunsscot to play poker and Fred felt it was wrong to play with real money and Duns felt it was OK.

    I think Fred Hall would eat the cards and cough up a hairball on duns and then dunscot would becomereally sick and possibly throw up on youknow and youknow would become irritaed and be like 'Is this anyway to treat the annointed? Your vomiting on me just proves that I am on jehovahs side since I am being persecuted, Ive taken worse abuse than this etc etc' and then dunscot would become bored so hed fall asleep and then fredhall would scratch youknow's leg and then youknow would go on another speech and then fredhall would also become bored and circle a spot a couple of time before fallin asleep with his furry head tucked under his arm and then youknow would get mad that they fell aslepp so hed take a marker and draw little faces all over them and then hed go to sleep too. Thats what I think would happen anyway.
    -Dan

    Oh yeah, Youknow does indeed need to apply for GB membership. I will sign a petition that would put him in the running.

  • Winston
    Winston

    You Know,

    I want to let you Know you're the greatest!

    You belong on the GB.

    The Never Ending Search For Truth

  • You Know
    You Know

    "How long will you carry on frantically against the man whom you would murder?...
    Indeed they give advice so as to allure from one's own dignity;
    they take pleasure in a lie. With their mouth they bless,
    but inside themselves they call down evil." ---Psalms 62:3-4

    / You Know

  • D wiltshire
    D wiltshire

    You Know,

    If they ever offer you a job on the GB, Please don't forget all about us the little people you had to step on as you climbed the latter of success.

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