What would it say?
If you hung a sign on your door for the witnesses.....................
by ButtLight 53 Replies latest social humour
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JH
I would write, JW's please use the back door instead.........and there would be a big mean dog back there...
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talesin
I made a sign that said,
ATTENTION JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES !
* taped a cut out of the "Watchtower" (tm) and "Awake" (tm) logos to paper *
You are not welcome here. Thank you.
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ButtLight
Front door:
Jehovahs Witnesses, please use the back door!
Back door:
Jehovahs Witnesses, please use the front door!
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JH
No tax collectors or JW's
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rebel8
This door was bought at a garage sale and is demon possessed. If you knock on it, you will become possessed yourself.
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TD
It would say:
I love talking to you people
You're always welcome.
(JW's have knocked on my door only once in the last 12 years)
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Pubsinger
A friend of ours actually bought a "funny" for his door.
It said "Share your feelings with a Jehovah's Witness"
and had a pic of a Garfield type cat holding up a sign which said
"Bugger off or I will shoot You!"
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ButtLight
How many jw's does it take to ring the doorbell?
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BrendaCloutier
Jehovah's Witnesses:
Ask me about 1975
Ask me about Silent Lambs
Ask me about the WTBTS' relationship with the UN